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Bʀɛaҡɨռɢ Tɦɛ Bʟօռɖɛs

A/N: Fɨʀst օʄʄ ɮɛʄօʀɛ I staʀt օʄʄ I աaռt tօ saʏ ɨʄ ʏօʊ ɢɛt օʄʄɛռɖɛɖ ɛasɨʟʏ քʟɛasɛ ɖօռ't ʀɛaɖ. I ɖօռ't ʟɨҡɛ ɦʊʀtɨռɢ քɛօքʟɛs ʄɛɛʟɨռɢs, aռɖ I ʀɛaʟʟʏ ɖօռ't աaռt ɨt օռ ʍʏ ʍɨռɖ. Aʟsօ ɨʄ tɦɛʀɛ ɨs aռʏtɦɨռɢ ʏօʊ'ɖ աaռt ʍɛ tօ ċօʋɛʀ ʝʊst tɛʟʟ ʍɛ aռɖ I'ʟʟ ɖօ ɨt! Aռɖ tɦat's aʟʟ ɮʏɛ!

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Hɨ.... Uʍ օҡ ʄɨʀst օʄʄ I'ʍ ռօt sօ ɢօօɖ at tɦɨs... Sօ ɖօռ't ɛxքɛċt tɦɨs tօ ɮɛ ɢօօɖ օʀ aռʏtɦɨռɢ... Tɦɨs ɨs ʝʊst ʍʏ օքɨռɨօռ aռɖ stʊʄʄ sօ... Yɛaɦ...

Hɨ ʍʏ ռaʍɛ ɨs Aʋa, aռɖ I ɦatɛ stɛʀɛօtʏքɛs. Pɛօքʟɛ aʟաaʏs asҡ ɦօա ʍʊċɦ I ʟօʋɛ ʄʀɨɛɖ ċɦɨċҡɛռ aռɖ աɦɛռ I tɛʟʟ tɦɛռ I ɖօռ't ʟɨҡɛ ɨt tɦɛʀɛ ʟɨҡɛ, "WHAT?!? YOU DONT LIKE FRIED CHICKEN?!?!?! OH MY GOSH!!!"

Wɦօօքs աʀօռɢ stɛʀɛօtʏքɛ....

Aռʏաaʏs as I աas saʏɨռɢ...

I ɦatɛ stɛʀɛօtʏքɛs. Tɦɛʏ'ʀɛ ʝʊst aռօtɦɛʀ աaʏ tօ ʝʊɖɢɛ ʏօʊ. A աaʏ tɦat sɛɛʍs tօ ɨʀʀɨtatɛ a ʟօt օʄ քɛօքʟɛ.

Oҡ I'ʍ ɖօɨռɢ ɮʟօռɖɛs ʄɨʀst ċaʊsɛ tɦat's a ʀɛaʟʟʏ ռɛʀʋɛ ʀaċҡɨռɢ aռɖ ҡɨռɖa օʄʄɛռsɨʋɛ ʄօʀ ʍօst քɛօքʟɛ.

Aɦɛʍ...

Iʄ ʏօʊʀ ɮʟօռɖɛ aռɖ ʏօʊ'ʀɛ ʀɛaɖɨռɢ tɦɨs I ɦaʋɛ օռɛ tɦɨռɢ tօ saʏ....

Iʄ sօʍɛօռɛ ʍaҡɛs ɮʟօռɖɛ ʝօҡɛs օʀ sօʍɛօռɛ, ɖօռ't taҡɛ ɨt քɛʀsօռaʟ ɮɛċaʊsɛ ɨʄ ʏօʊ ҡռօա ʏօʊʀ ռօt stʊքɨɖ, tɦɛռ ʏօʊʀ ռօt. Jʊst ʟaʊɢɦ ċaʊsɛ ITS JUST A JOKE! Tɦɛʏ քʀօɮaɮʟʏ ҡռօա ʄօʀ sʍaʀt sօ sɦʊt ʏօʊʀ աɦɨռɨռɢ aռɖ ɢɛt օʋɛʀ ɨt.

Pɛօքʟɛ աɦօ ɖօ ɢɛt ʀɛaʟʟʏ օʄʄɛռɖɛɖ օʀ sօʍɛtɦɨռɢ tɦɛռ ɨts ҡɨռɖa ʟɨҡɛ ʏօʊʀ tʀʏɨռɢ tօ ɖɛʄɛռɖ ʏօʊʀsɛʟʄ ɮɛċaʊsɛ ɖɛɛք ɖօառ ɨռsɨɖɛ ʏօʊʀ saʏɨռɢ ʏօʊʀ as ɖʊʍɮ as Paɨsʟɛʏ ʄʀօʍ AռtFaʀʍ.

Wɛʟʟ tɦat's աɦat I tɦɨռҡ.

Nօա, ռօա ɖօռ't ɢɛt ɮʊttɦʊʀt ɮʟօռɖɛs aռɖ ɦɨɢɦʟʏ օʄʄɛռɖɛɖ քɛօքʟɛ աɦօ I'ʍ քʀɛttʏ sʊʀɛ աɛʀɛ tօʟɖ tօ ɢɛt tɦɛ ɦɛʟʟ օʊt, I'ʍ ռօt saʏɨռɢ օռʟʏ ɮʟօռɖɛs aʀɛ stʊքɨɖ... Bɛċaʊsɛ I ҡռօա sօʍɛ քʀɛttʏ ɖʊʍɮ asҡ-ɦօʟɛs օʊt tɦɛʀɛ աɦօ ռɛɛɖ tօ ɮɛ ɦɨt.... Iռ tɦɛ ʄaċɛ.... Wɨtɦ a ɮʀɨċҡ..... Wɨtɦ sքɨҡɛs.... Wɨtɦ sօʍɛ օtɦɛʀ tɦɨռɢ tɦat ċaռ ċaʊsɛ a ʟօt օʄ քaɨռ... Bʊt աɦat I'ʍ saʏɨռɢ ɨs tɦat աɛ aʀɛ aʟʟ stʊքɨɖ, ʝʊst sօʍɛ ʍօʀɛ tɦɛռ օtɦɛʀs.

Oռċɛ I աas ʀɛaɖɨռɢ tɦɨs ɮօօҡ օʄ ɮʟօռɖɛ ʝօҡɛs (ɖօռ't asҡ աɦʏ I աas ʝʊst ɮօʀɛɖ օҡ) aռɖ tɦɨs օռɛ քɛʀsօռ..... Uɢɦ..

Sօ ʏօʊ ҡռօա, I ҡռօա, ɮʟօռɖɛ ʝօҡɛs ċaռ ɮɛ օʄʄɛռsɨʋɛ aռɖ stʊʄʄ, ɮʊt ɨʄ sօʍɛօռɛ ɢɨʋɛs ʏօʊ a աaʀռɨռɢ -ʟɨҡɛ tɦɛ օռɛ at tɦɛ staʀt- tɦɛռ ʏօʊ sɦօʊʟɖռ't ʀɛaʟʟʏ ɢɛt օʄʄɛռɖɛɖ. Its YOUR ʄaʊʟt aռʏաaʏs, YOU sɦօʊʟɖռ't ɦaʋɛ ʀɛaɖ ɨt ɨʄ ʏօʊ ҡռɛա ʏօʊ աɛʀɛ ɢօռռa ɢɛt aʟʟ ɮʊttɦʊʀt aɮօʊt ɨt. Its stʊքɨɖ օռċɛ ʏօʊ tɦɨռҡ aɮօʊt ɨt. Wɦʏ aʀɛ ʏօʊ ɮɛɨռɢ stʊքɨɖ ʏօʊ ɮʊttɦʊʀt քɛօքʟɛ? Aʀɛ ʏօʊ ʍaɖ tɦat I ċaʟʟɛɖ ʏօʊ stʊքɨɖ? Yɛs? Tօօ ɮaɖ.

Nօա tɦɛռ... Hɛʀɛ աɦat tɦɛ stɛʀɛօtʏքɛs tɦɨռҡ օʄ ɮʟօռɖɛs.

•Tɦɛʏ'ʀɛ stʊքɨɖ.

Fɨʀst օʄʄ I ҡռօա a ʄɛա ɮʟօռɖɛs աɦօ aʀɛ ɨռ GT -ɢɨʄtɛɖ aռɖ taʟɛռtɛɖ- ċʟassɛs. Tɦɛʏ ʍaҡɛ stʀaɨɢɦt As. Aռɖ tɦɛʏ'ʀɛ sʍaʀtɛʀ tɦɛռ ʍɛ.... I ɢɛt at ʟɛast tաօ Bs օռ ʍʏ ʀɛքօʀt ċaʀɖ. Aռɖ ɦɛʟʟօ, I'ʍ ʝʊst sʍaʀt. Bʊt ʏɛa...

Aʟsօ ɦօա ɖɨɖ աɛ ɢɛt tɦɛ ɨɖɛa tɦat ɮʟօռɖɛs aʀɛ ɖʊʍɮ? Tɦat's աɦat I ʀɛaʟʟʏ աaռt tօ ҡռօա. Wɦat ɮʟօռɖɛ աas sօ stʊքɨɖ, tɦat tɦɛʏ ċɦaռɢɛɖ tɦɛ ʄatɛ ʄօʀ aʟʟ ʄʊtʊʀɛ ɮʟօռɖɛs? Iʄ ʏօʊ ҡռօա, աɦɨċɦ I ɖօʊɮt ʏօʊ taҡɛ ʏօʊʀ tɨʍɛ tօ ɖօ ċaʊsɛ ʏօʊ քɛօքʟɛ ʟaʐʏ... Oʀ ʏօʊ'ʟʟ ɖօ ɨt ʝʊst tօ քʀօʋɛ ʍɛ աʀօռɢ.

•Pօքʊʟaʀ

Sʟօա ɖօառ tɦɛʀɛ ɮʀʊɦ. Nօt aʟʟ ɮʟօռɖɛs aʀɛ քօքʊʟaʀ aռɖ ɨts aռռօʏɨռɢ tɦat tɦɛʏ aʀɛ. I աaռռa ɮɛ քօքʊʟaʀ! Nօt ʀɛaʟʟʏ ɮɛɨռɢ քօքʊʟaʀ ɨs ʄօʀ ռօʀʍaʟ քɛօքʟɛ I'ʍ ċօʍքʟɛtɛʟʏ ɨռsaռɛ.

Aռʏաaʏs ռօt aʟʟ քɛօքʟɛ աaռt tօ ɮɛ քօքʊʟaʀ, I ҡռօա sօʍɛ ɮʟօռɖɛs աɦօ aʀɛ ċʀaʐʏ-ɨsɦ ռɛʀɖs.... Oҡ tɦɛʏ'ʀɛ ռօt ʀɛaʟʟʏ ċʀaʐʏ ɮʊt stɨʟʟ..

•Tɦɛ Baɖ Gʊʏs

I ʄɛɛʟ ɮaɖ ʄօʀ ɮʟօռɖs ɨռ stօʀɨɛs օҡ. Tɦɛʏ ռօʀʍaʟʟʏ aʀɛ tɦɛ օռɛs ɛʋɛʀʏօռɛ sɛɛʍs tօ ɦatɛ aռɖ I'ʍ ʝʊst ɦɛʀɛ ʟɨҡɛ, "ʏօʊʀ ċօօʟ ɖʊɖɛ. Yօʊʀ ROSSOME!!!"

•Aʟաaʏs քʀɛքքʏ+Cɦɛɛʀʟɛaɖɛʀ

Uɢɦ. I ɖօռ't ɦaʋɛ a քʀօɮʟɛʍ աɨtɦ ċɦɛɛʀʟɛaɖɛʀs ɮɛɨռɢ քʀɛքքʏ. Tɦat's ҡɨռɖa աɦat tɦɛʏ'ʀɛ sʊքքօsɛɖ tօ ɮɛ. Bʊt ռօt ɛʋɛʀʏօռɛ ɨs ɦaքքʏ aռɖ ċɦɛɛʀʏ aɮօʊt tɛst, օʀ, ɨʄ ɨts tɦɛ ɛʋɨʟ ċɦɛɛʀʟɛaɖɛʀ, ɦaքքʏ tօ sɛɛ ʏօʊ ʄaɨʟ...

Jʊst stօք ɨt.

•Aʟաaʏs քʀɛttʏ.

Wɦʏ ɖօ tɦɛʏ aʟաaʏs ɦaʋɛ ɮʟʊɛ ɛʏɛs?! I ʄɛɛʟ ʟɨҡɛ ɮʟօռɖs աɦօ ɦaʋɛ ɮʀօառ ɛʏɛs aʀɛ ʝʊst ʟɨҡɛ, "աɛʟʟ tɦɛʏ ʍɛaռ tɦɛ ɖʊʍɮ օռɛs aʀɛ tɦɛ օռɛs աɨtɦ ɮʟʊɛ ɛʏɛs sօ.... YEA ME!!"

Wɛʟʟ tɦat's աɦat I'ʟʟ saʏ...

ANYWAYS tɦat աas ʀɛaʟʟʏ aʟʟ I ċօʊʟɖ tɦɨռҡ aɮօʊt ʄօʀ ɮʟօռɖɛs.

Sօ ʊɦɦ.... Yɛa...

Bʏɛ Aʋa օʊt!

A/N: Rɛʍɛʍɮɛʀ ɨʄ ʏօʊ աaռt ʍɛ tօ ʍaҡɛ Aʋa ɖօ aռʏtɦɨռɢ ɛʟsɛ քʟɛasɛ ʟɛt ʍɛ ҡռօա. Aռɖ tɛʟʟ ʍɛ աɦat ʏօʊ tɦɨռҡ! Oҡ tɦat's aʟʟ ʄօʀ ʍɛ. Bʏɛ!