(The Two Most Awesome People In The World)
"Apparently we need to go take down a five year old"
"Five?"
"Yeah, Apparently he's a big story stealer"
"But he's only five"
"There starting young"
"Damn story stealers"
The two then went to the location of the story stealer
"Here we are"
"Yeah, let's breach"
"Bat?"
"Bat"
Jester smiled as he took out the bat and raised it up
"Who ever gave you that baseball bat, not right in the head"
"Guess that explains things"
"You gave yourself the bat? Why"
"To break knee-caps"
"Oh god"
"Annnnnyway"
He brung the bat down and hit the door
"Brake god damn it"
He hit it again. . . And again, and again an- oh hey look a tape recorder, and again, and again, and again, and again, and aga- oh look he actually did it
"Tenth try is always the lucky try"
"I was getting sleepy"
"Now W.S.P WERE COMING IN"
Annnnnd they walked in and up to another door with tapping on the other side
"HEY KID, we know your in there and we're going to stop you by coming in"
"Wait, wh-"
The door was kicked in and the kid fell backwards
"Baseball bat time"
"Wait, THAT COST Five hundred dollar"
"Grammar kid, why don't you find a book, I'l be off"
And with that we walked off and back to the car
"Car?, there's no car author-me"
really? I could of sworn
"Wait nevermind, found it"
You guys are idiots
"But we're all idiots so we're even"
True, now get outa here before I delete the car and make you walk, and then They sped off
"We're going under the speed limit"
Jester listen, I write the stories, and in my story you guys speed off
"Actually we don't speed, were the law"
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