100 reasons why humans are weird

22.

22.

• the fact that I'm alive.

Wtf, why do I got to be alive?

I wanna be a cat.

But noooo, I have to be this weird fleshy thing that walks around on two legs.

I'm so weird it's kind of disgusting.

Honestly, you guys are reading a book that this human wrote that literally, on long road trips counts the memorials on the road. (ya know car accidents, hit and runs, stuff like that.)

I'm actually on a road trip right now.

So far I've counted 6.

HEY KIDS, HERES A FUN THING TO DO ON ROAD TRIPS. COUNT MEMORIALS AND CAR ACCIDENTS THAT YOU SEE. BECAUSE THAT TOTALLY MEANS YOU'RE HEALTHY.

another thing, when I was younger I'd always count the punch buggies (lol I forgot what they were called, I hope you know what I'm talking about) that would pass.

Yeah, that went on from age 3 to 11.

.....

I've counted 227.

Idk why I kept track, don't ask.

I like to insult my pet cats. I'm a jerk to them but I still love them. I don't think they love me tho 😂😂.

I'm so scared of growing old. I don't want wrinkles, NUHH.

Which is why I wanna die young.

Also, 1k views?! Wth why do you guys read this?! I'm literally pointing out why humans are shitty life forms.

I'm insulting every single one of you reading, and myself and you guys like this?

You're weird.

I'm weird.

We're all weird.

OMG HUMANS ARE WEIRD WTF.

JESUS I NEED TO LIE DOWN.