you never tweet you overeat all you do is cry and sleep
you're jokes are shitposts and memes with no originality - uh huh
your family's sad your flopped your law degree at university
and anything embarrassing that's from your past you just delete
you were vegan for like three weeks then what you missed the meat? - milk
wow i'm so impressed by your clear moral integrity
you try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic
but can't make toast without tumblr saying you're problematic - boo
OOO YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS POETRY
