As soon as I waived goodbye-s to myself, someone rushed past me and said "I Dont think you are "
What the fuck? Who was she to tell me I'm not?!
"Oh well at least I've got a better life than yours!" I challenged
"Why is that so?" She exclaims
"Ummm.. I dont know ..since you're so focused on my life and how I look, its because you're so tired of your life ..Why? Coz ure such a boring asshole "
She shuts up