Aries - Literally bust through walls until they find you
Taurus - Steal yours
Gemini - Has like 5 phones
Cancer - Tear apart furniture until you give it back
Leo - Will send you really angry texts about... - oh wait nevermind
Virgo - Virgo doesn't have a phone they have a life
Libra - Cry
Scorpio - Won't even care
Sagittarius - Ignore you until you think it's safe then jump on you and slap you with pianos until you give it back
Capricorn - Death stare 101
Aquarius - Plot your murder out loud while your around
Pisces - Cry even harder than Libra
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Zodiac Signs
RandomYour zodiac sign is just a stupid stereotype that people resort to when trying to sort out their life, but they are funny as F#$% to read about. Enjoy! -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- However, please remember that this is a wattpad zodiac book, and I...
