Xander's 1D Fascination

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Everything in this is used to make funnof Xander and no one else so please do not hate me if you like 1D . This is not about any of you.

Xander has a new status update: 《You're insecure, don't know what for.》

Will: Why are you status singing One Direction? I knew you were messed up, but to have sunk that low?

Orman: I agree with Will.

Horace: What is One Direction?

Will: Ahh, I wish I was as unknowing as you Horace.

Xander: What exactly is wrong with Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, and Zayne Malik?

Halt: EVERYTHING!!

Gilan: Halt knows what 1D is?

Halt: I'm not completely ignorant to modern music.

Xander: 《You turn heads when you walk through the door.》

Will: MY HEAD!!

Horace: I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE!

Gilan: They are a boy band that only stupid, dumb, blind, deaf, idiotic people like. { Everything in this is used to make funnof Xander and no one else so please do not hate me if you like 1D . This is not about any of you. } Their music sucks. AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS!!!

Louis Tomlinson: Hi all. What did I miss?

Will: NOOOOOO!!!!! THEY FOUND USSSSS!!!! RUUUUN!"

Will has logged off yelling something about creepy gay boybands.

Niall Horan: Well that was strange.

Gilan: DON'T LET THEM TRICK YOU WITH THEIR HYPNOTIC MAGIC! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

Gilan has logged off shouting that he would not be fooled like so many teenage girls were.

Zayne Malik: Well then.

Halt: Why are they even on this status, they don't exist yet!

Halt has logged off muttering something about common sense.

Liam Payne: We have common sense!

Orman: Anyone who likes them is high.

Orman has logged off saying something about having to find a new secretary.

Harry Styles: What is going on?

Horace: I DON'T KNOW! NO ONE WILL TELL ME ANYTHING!!!

Horace has logged off, upset that he is still lost when it comes to this topic.

Xander: Omg, omg, omg, omg. I am your biggest fan. I have 10 posters of each of you, life size cardboard cutouts, and every album.

Louis: Well, we gotta go.

Louis, Niall, Harry, Zayne, and Liam have logged of freaking out about old stalker dudes from other time zones.

Xander: Where did I go wrong?

Trobar: BY LISTENING TO 1D!!!!!!

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Everything in this is used to make funnof Xander and no one else so please do not hate me if you like 1D . This is not about any of you.

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