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Shitty Parenting 101

Kid: Can I get my eyes checked? Things are starting to get blurry.
Parent: -sighs loudly- stop complaining already you don't need glasses

Kid: It's really hard for me to breathe sometimes. Do I have asthma?
Parent: For the last time you don't have asthma. Maybe if you worked out a bit more, you could breathe better

Kid: Can you wait for the allergy medicine to kick in? The pollen and dust makes my nose is really itchy
Parent: I have allergies too and you don't see me complaining

Kid: I think I might be depressed...
Parent: What are you sad about? You have a good life

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