bobbi : haNNA YOU LEFT YOUR CAT HERE
bobbi : hanna?
bobbi : nm i'm keeping it
bobbi : sherlock is mine now bitch
unknown : i think you have the wrong number because my name isn't hanna
unknown : and i don't have a cat
bobbi : that must be a sad life
bobbi : not having a cat yOU POOR THING
unknown : *wipes away tear* it is it is
bobbi : so what IS your name not hanna
unknown : i'm eliza 👑
bobbi : i'm bobbi 🐱
bobbi : BOBBI THE GIRL JUST TO CLARIFY
bobbi : I AM NOT A BOy
not hanna : congratulations you were born without a penis
not hanna : would you like a gold star? 🌟
bobbi : FUCK YEAH I WANT A GOLD STAR ARE YOU KIDDING ME (you sassy bitch)
not hanna : i have a friend named bob
not hanna : but he's a boy
bobbi : GTG FEELING ATTACKED RN
not hanna : gotta lincoln
bobbi : oH YOU LITTLE-
A U T H O R 'S N O T E
hi babies
i felt inspired by roserumors 's bob morley fic so hERE WE ARE
i hope you likee it bc i doo ♡
oKEYgotta lexa
bYE
oonagh ♡