Me: ugh, my hips hurt.
Step Mom: why?
Me: I walked home after my eye exam.
Step Mom: I told you you could take the bus..
Me: I know, but I was too lazy.
Step Mom: ... I disown you as my child.
Me: NOOO YOUR LIKE A MOTHER TO ME
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Randomness {FINISHED!}
RandomI gave in. These are random inputs about my life that I find funny and relatable and hope you do as well.
