Purple alien.

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Tylerislame: i won a purple alien at a carnival today and almost sent it too you.

Tylerislame: but i forgot that i don't have your address.

Tylerislame: oh no. Here come the Vietnam war flashbacks.

Tylerislame: i'm crying at 3 am.

Tylerislame: my dog just ate my purple alien josh. My dog killed my only friend.

Joshdrumz: your dog sounds like Brendon Urie.

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So i kinda really wanted to do this for a long time.
But if it sucks ass, I'll delete it.
Loser-
Avery :p

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