Triggered [Rants, My Boring Life, Etc]

Confessions

I don't get into fights at school cause I'm secretly scared I will lose

I get this rush when I hear gossip idk why I just do

I tore my mom's sweater she got from WetSeal™

I lied to get out of a problematic argument I had with a classmate

I may seem like a girl who speaks there mind but I am normal in the outside world (okay let me stop lying)

I am a pure bread liar

I can't lick my elbow

I pretend I listen to the music my other friends listen to so we can have a decent conversation

Some of my friends need deodorant

Some of my friends need mouthwash and toothpaste and a toothbrush

I believe most of my acquaintances don't know what hot water is

When I have an injury I use it to get out of everything

I constantly forget I am the youngest among my friends

I'm friends with a really mean person but don't really care because she's nice to me

When I am hungry I will eat anything maybe even vegetables (nah I wasn't that hungry)

I am the fakest girl you'll ever meet in school

The first time I cursed was in 5th grade

I swallowed a button

If you get on my bad side I will make your life hell

I dislike Musical.ly stars but have a Musical.ly of my own (just hit the hundreds btw)

During the summer I misplace my hygiene

I sit in the dark in my room and read Wattpad

I suck at being a hobo (don't ask)

I haven't skated since 5th grade

I think I ate yep ate cocaine

A/N: IF THE COPS READ THIS TELL THEM I AM LEGALLY BLIND I CAN NOT SEE

I wear glasses but low key don't need them

I am tall enough for basketball but suck at the sport

I fell up the upstairs

My pinkie got swollen from running into a wall

I am a weird soul

I had an imaginary boyfriend

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Okay that's it for now imma bout to be spilling all my secrets in a min