It was a random day at the supermarket. As I was sleeping some human takes me from my home and to his house. I was no ordinary potato I was THE POTATO. I was an extraordinary potato, if a human eats me they may DIE or may gain IMMORTALITY, depending how much they love me. Lucky them I'm a telepathic potato.
The next day the human takes me out of the fridge to make potato soup. Before he would start chopping me to pieces I said, "hello". He was confused, "Hello?" he said, "Who's there?". He's was with no doubt the sexiest guy that has ever potato from the market. "It's me THE POTATO" I said, he looked at me confused and said "Damn!!! I knew I shouldn't smoked expired pot!". He was hot, but no so bright, "Child this is no hallucination, it's me the potato, I was grew firmly on the Garden of Eden, centuries passed and by this time no one has eaten me, because of my..." I paused and took a deep breath, curse". He looked frighten and then started laughing "Jezzuz I think that wasn't pot! You know what I'm going to sleep so the drugs can wear off"
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THE CURSED POTATO
HumorThis is my FETISH on potatoes. There beautiful, smart and kinda hot everything you nenes to know about this story. ALSO POTATOES CAN DO ANYTHING THAT WE CAN
