Lol this is for @Oliver_Kagamine ( keep up the good work on your awesome book :p)
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Walmart
Y/n hasn't been coming to me lately it's been 2 weeks and I'm getting worried. It hasn't been the same without her..no one to build toilet paper forts or take all the pocky I have..no one to yell at me for not having anime stuff...when she comes this time I'm NeVer lEtINg hER gO ಠuಠ
_____three dayz laterz ⊙▽⊙__________
Y/n POV
Uggh I target babe I have to go to Walmart before he gets to suspicious. "But babe (T-T)...why don't you break up with him already" I will target I promise I'll do it at the end of the week ok. "...*sighs*"
____going to wally world (δ้vδ้)_______
Walmart POV
Omg omg omg I see her ahdhekjfh my babes back ahhhh...(҂ ｰ̀дｰ́ ) BABE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN AND WHY DO YOU LOOK ALL FANCY ALL OF A SUDDEN HUH WHERES THE PAJAMAS YOU GOT FROM ME....IS THAT...TARGET CLOTHES AHHHHH
Y/N POV
Whoa whoa umm dude calm down everyone know Walmart is for peasants and target is for the upper class so I'm leaving you target is my sugar daddy now but I call him my sugar onii-chan ✌😜 *kawaiiness intensifys*
Walmart POV
No your even cuter now NOOOOO don't leave I have so many good deals
"Oh please winco has better deals and he was just a fling ( ･ิω･)" what when did that happen "remember I couldn't make it to get Superbowl snacks..yeah that was lie I just went to winco so..."
How could you...iM nEvER lEtIng YoU gO ha haha hahahhahh WALMARTIANS GET HER ROLL ON YOUR SCOOTER THINGIES AND ABDUCT HER MY PRECIOUS (*_*)(つд⊂)
Y/N POV
｡ﾟ(ﾟ'Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡ omg I'm so scared ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *walks to target slowly yet they still can't catch her* yay onii-chan I broke up with Walmart prote- ...WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING WITH MICHAEL KORE
TARGET POV
Oh snap babe umm he's like better than you so... Yeah we're over (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Y/n POV
Oh...(￣▽￣) ok motherfücker I see how it is
Narrator
And so y/n got back with Walmart and they destroyed target together and lived HaPpiLy EvER aFteR...or did they ha...haha.ahHaahahahGAHAfsga...the end
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And so another cringe worthy story end's I kinda had a plot but then I let my mind take it where it wanted to go and...this happened so yeah bye :p
?:WAIT
Me: huh
Killua: *runs up* yo 😐
Me: why...ajhsuddgdhdhrvhf
Killua: you wanted a surprise random character so...
Me: ok babe whatever
Killua: don't call me that 😑
Me: you know you like it (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hisoka: yeah killua you looovvee it (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me and Hisoka: *creep face intensifys*
Killua: (oAo) (⊙︿⊙) ok bye I need to leave imma go find gon
Me: ok
Hisoka: mmmm let me join
Killua: *runs*
Hisoka: *runs pedo bear style after him*
Me:...ok bye ppls
A/n from 5 years later: Why are you reading this pls 😭 I changed a couple of words because they weren't appropriate other than that it's been left as is...enjoy your crack ig pop off 💀😷
