Jokes

Diamonds

P1: Hey! Yesterday was our anniversary.
P2: That's great! What present did she want?
P1: She said anything, as long as it has diamonds.
P2: Well, if she said that, what did you give her?
P1: I gave her..... playing cards!
P2: Tomorrow is our anniversary. She also said she wanted something with diamonds on it.
P1: Give her playing cards.
P2: I don't want to match your present.
P1: Okay, then, give her a kite.