This is explicit sorta??? Not really. Just a prompt. But
r e a d a t y o u r o w n r i s k
it's a break from the depressing Javert stuff so
also this is from a long time ago actually I don't know what was wrong with me okay I'll shut up now
Okay but what if Javert had sex toys or whatever and Valjean found a box of them in his closet and one day he's like "um what is this" and Javert is just like "weeellllll"
This could be added to the wedding one where after they're back together or something Valjean finds it and asks and Javert's only excuse was "I needed something"
NO OR JAVERT IS ORDERING THEM AND VALJEAN COMES UP BEHIND HIM AND SEWINGS THE SCREEN AND HES LIKE JAVERT WHAT ARE YOU BUYING AND JAVERT HAS NEVER BEEN SO QUICK TO SHUT THE LAPTOP
he's like "nothing" and Valjean takes the laptop and looks at Javert like "is this what you've been doing?" And Javert is like "um I was going to tell you but I didn't...yet" and Valjean is just staring at Javert with a "what the fuck" look on his face and then he looks through the items ordered and reads them off like this:
"*title name of a toy here* *looks at Javert* /Really?/"
no but what if at first Javert just goes "what? Do you want to share or something? I have two of some things if you want"
No but like I mean all kinds of things and Valjean can be cleaning out the closet and a vibrator or dildo falls on his head and he looks at it like ?????? And calls "um, Jav, what is this......?"
shit shit shit shit shit shit
Valjean: what is that noise? *goes in their room*
Javert doesn't know his eyes are closed but he jumps like five feet and Valjean goes "Javert what are you doing?" And Javert looks like a deer in the headlights
It could work for trans Javert too
Either way Javert could be just
Fuckin himself away
And Valjean walks in on him because SOMEONE forgot to lock the door and keep quiet
Or maybe Javert thought he was home alone
He wasn't
No not at all Valjean walks in thinking something is wrong or he's hurt but Jav's far from hurt
And Valjean is looking at him until he speaks up and Javert opens his eyes to see Valjean like OH FUCK SHIT WHAT
YOU ARE READING
2460Valvert
RandomIt's a book full of one shots of the OTP, Valvert. In case you don't know who they are: Javert and Jean Valjean.
