Jeon - Boi (Book 9)

dead or nah

Is y'all dead or nah?
Is y'all crusty or nah?
Is it dry or nah?
Am I on steroids or nah? (This one I'm not sure I probably am on steroids who knows)

Eeenie meanie minee moeee who got the yoongbooty out of them all?

Its ME YA DAMN BEACHES

I got that infires bootae cuz everttime he turns around "damn that yoongayers ass tho DAMN BOIII"
And y'all can look but y'all can't get cuz he's mine FUDGING SLORES

I got that shit right

Its the yoongwhite ft the bangdwarves movie coming out soon when we all die so never (see the reference I did ok nvm at me)
Ok I laugh at my own jokes whaledennn

(totally didn't make that wrap up how ya doing dad -kimjoonie )

Tbh how sugakookies convo would go like :
*ring ring ring *
Juancock: "HELLO NEW PHONE WHO DIS? "
Yoongayers: "Its me"
Juancock: "Who's me?"
*dun dun dun*

Yoongayers: "ITS ME CHUCKY IM CREEPING INTO YO HEART TO SHANK YO MF ASS with a damn knife post up behind elm street 1800 choke on deez nuts"
Gladly I will HA SIKE PEANUT PINTO DEE NUTS MY ASS PUTA

I didn't just put the exo reference well call me baby (; pastel_yoongi

Bet this is yoonbae rn : *triggers intensified *