TODDLERS

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OKAY

I am, as any outside reader may be, very confused as to why I am making this. I can not try to help myself understand, but hopefully I can to you, readers.

As you all (don't) know, today, as of midnight, is alex-dawson 's 3rd Wattpadaversary.

Which means she is officially a toddler.

Now, the friendship between us is...

special...

so the first thing I though of whilst brainstorming ideas for a digital gift was,

"Hey! Why don't you give her 100 pictures of toddlers!"

So I pushed that idea IMMEDIATELY to the back burner because obviously that is a horrible idea.

*short moment of silence*

... Yes I have made a book with 100 pictures of toddlers in it DON'TJUDGEME

So, if you are a random person whose name is not Alex Dawson, then you can kindly scroll through 100 babies.

I mean you can read my note I'm not stopping you but I really don't see why you'd want to but GOPHER IT

To Alex~

Buttcheek on a stick, we've only known each other for a month and a half.

But yet, I feel like you're the other half of me, the french to my fry, the sock to my dryer, the straw to my berry,

the Emma to my Audrey,

the phan to my speare, the fuck to my tard, the existential to my crisis, etc. etc.

Like

that shit only happens in movies.

BUT HERE WE ARE.

MRS AND MRS TRASH

WALKING DOWN THE AISLE OF FRIENDSHIP

I'M IN A PANTSUIT

YOU'RE IN... LIKE CLOTHES AND SHIT

WE'RE BOTH HOLDING TRASH BOUQUETS

AND THAT SHIT

It's not like it's our friendaversarry or any of that, which our 2 month is coming up soon o shit, but I guess your Wattpadaversary is pretty damn important to me too.

If you wouldn't have gotten Wattpad all that while ago, I never would've met you.

And it would've sucked.

All shits and giggles aside, you mean a ton to me.

I could go on, but I don't feel the need to reimplement how you already know how I feel.

I love you queen.

CHEERS TO THREE MORE!

-M

August 15, 2016

COMMENCE THE BABIES.