Luigi's diary

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Dear diary
Our life is lame. We do the same thing every day if you watched the video at the top. I'm soo glad that Mario made a difference and stopped  Browzer from capturing Peach.
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Today's my birthday and it's gonna be fun I can already hear Mario getting the food ready "it's ready!" Mario said I ran out excitedly to find a table filled with the most gross foods ever. Actually I don't actually think they were an actual food at all there was Mario's bowl 'o' worm:

And his eyeball stew:

And I can't believe he made such a disgusting cake for me. He didn't even put much effort into it he just grabbed a dead bird from the window and chopped off its head:

Well Yoshi's birthday cake was worse. He couldn't even be bothered to buy a cake he just picked up a dead rat off the floor:

Well he probably wasn't thinking of his cake ether he went next door and asked if he could borrow their baby for the party. So they said yes because they thought that the baby was part of the party but he was actually was part of Mario's meal and he cooked the baby in the cake:

Then he got a Christmas cake it wasn't any better:

Then Mario said "oh now time to eat!" I wasn't very hungry when I saw the food so I just ate my Freddo Frog. Next
we went to the park and we saw Wario there and then Mario said "I'll hang with Wario you tow can run along. A few minuets later me and Yoshi started wondering where Mario and Wario went so we went to find them. We found them and they were playing a disgusting game it was called Stink Stinker or Skunk . It was basically when a person lies on the floor and the other one stands on top of them and the top one farts on the one on the bottom one. Then the bottom one smells it and checks if it smells like it stinks or it stinks even more than stinks or it smells like a skunk then they win and they will swap spots.