Songs I May Or May Not Be Obsessed With

Kill yourself~~ Bo Burnham

Have you ever felt sad or lonely?
Have you ever felt 2 feet tall?
Have you ever thought:
"Man if only, I was anybody else at all."

They like to kick you
When times get rough
And you give your all but it's not enough

And sticks and stones might break your bones
But words can break your heart
And if you don't know where to go
I'll show yo where to start

Kill yourself!

It'll only take a minute!
And you'll be happy that you did it!
Just go over to your oven
And shove your head in it!

Kill yourself!

There's really nothing to it!
Just grab a mug
And chug a cup of lighter fluid!

I sound un-empathetic
I sound mean and rude
Suicide is an epidemic
And I don't wanna be misconstrued

Signs of depression
Go overlooked
So if your depressed...

Then you need to book a therapy session
Talk about your depression
And let a professional
Hear it

But if you search for moral wisdom
In Katy Perry's lyrics
Then...

Kill yourself!

It won't be painful
If you are able
To give a little kiss to an oncoming train

Kill yourself!

It's over mulled
There's a trigger pull it
Get it through your head
It being a bullet

Stick your tongue in a plug

Suck a pipe of exhaust

Make some toast in the tub

Nail yourself to a cross

Hold your breath til it's gone

Drink a gallon of mace

Be gay in Iran!

Let Oprah sit on your face!

Jump off of a bridge

Skinny dip in a flood

Skydive attached to a fridge

Drink a Haitian guys blood

Break into the zoo

Give the tiger a shove

Eat a Philips he'd screw

Marry Courtney Love

A/N: Lmfao, this is one of my favourites.