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Today 5:58 AM
him: morning
Today 6:39 AM
me: why did you text me so early??
him: sorry, I have no way of knowing what time you wake up
me: why are you up at 5 in the morning anyway
him: it was 5:58 so technically closer to 6
me: does it look like I care
him: I can't see you
me: stop being such a smartass, it isn't cute
him: who said I was trying to be cute?
me: I did just now
him: who's being a smartass now?
me: shut up.
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Krótkie Opowiadania"who are you?" "it doesn't matter." "uh, it kinda does." "all you need to know is I'm a guy that's your age and goes to your school." "thanks, that narrows it down to about two hundred people."
