"Get Up Maya" Yelled Mÿ Mom. I Groaned And Got Out Of Bed Took A Shower And Did Mÿ Hygiene Routine. I Put On A Ballon Button Up Shirt And Buttoned The Top Button A Asap Rocky Trill Shirt Underneath, Mÿ Lebron Parachute Golds,Tribal Leggings And A Beanie I Made That Said FUCK YOU STUPID WHORE. I Went Down Stairs And Ate Some Breakfast Today Was The Day That I Start Mÿ New "School" For "bad" Kids. I Walked Out The House, Took Out Mÿ IPhone 5c And Turned To Garbage By Tyler The Creator Hopped On Mÿ Skate Board And Rode To School.
Oh Yea, Mÿ Name's Maya But I Prefer To Be Called Travis Considering Mÿ "Dad" Gave Me That Name He can SUCK A FUCKING ORANGE DICK FOR ALL I CARE, Anyways im 16 And they Say Im "Bad" Tf? Im At This Stupid School Cause They Were Gonna Send Me To Juvie For Egging LIKE ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES! But Mÿ Mom With Her HOEISH ASS Sucked The Judge Dick And He Sent Me To This Piece Of Shit. I Like To Rap, Egg, Dance And Do Shit That Irritates Old People like That Girl From I Need A Pencil Thaji. I'M Mixed With Indian And Black, They Claim I Have An Anger Problem But No I Just Like Yelling
I Arrived At School And Walked In
"YO! WHERE'S THE BITCH ASS OFFICE MUTHAFUCKERS" I Said With Mÿ Accent And A Big Ass Smile Everybody Turned And Looked At Me Then Some People Pointed. " THANKS ASSHOLES" I Yelled Stomping Hard. "What's your Name Again The Lady Asked. "BITCH IIT'S FUCK MAYA M A Y A HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT DICK RIDING HOE" I Said Jokely And A Big Smile.
She Told Me my Dorm Number And Gave Me A Schedule And Told Me To Go To The Cafe.
They Were Having An Assembly So I Sat Down Next To A Girl With Pink Hair."Looks Like We Have A New Student" The Principal Said Pointing His Hand At Me, Every One Turned And Looked At Me. "DAAMMNNN MUTHAFUCKERS CAN I HAVE MY GOTDAMN FACE BACK THAANNKKKSSS" I Said With Mÿ Eyes Real Big And A Mÿ Mouth Titled To The Side. "Um Can U Come Up". I Got Up And Started Walking And Someone Said " NICE SHIRT DUDE" I Turned Around And It Was Tyler The Creator "YEA WE SEE YOUR A FAN OF ODD FUT- WELL US" I Looked Beside Him And It Was Hodgy. I Smiled And Walked On The Stage. " Well Maya Tell Us Things About You" He Said. " Ok Well I 1 I Fucked Your Mom And You Look Like A Fuckin Hippo". "Lesbian" I Heard Someone Yell. " BITCH I ANIT NO FUCKING LESBIAN GO SUCK A CATS DICK"."Settle Down Ladies, Um Well What's Your Talents". " Raping And Jerking" I Said. " Prove It" Someone Yelled. " Ok, Aye Someone Play A Beat". They Played The Beat. " Yeah Yeah Ok First Of All It's Not M a y a It's Fucking Ruby Mae Dont Underestimate Me Cause i'll Take You Down Charles Ray Imma Dope Ass Muthfucker Not Cocky Jut Confident Naa Never Mind That Dont Think Imma Hot Hit Rewind Bitch Suck a Dick Cause I Dont Have Timmee Im Sittin On The Table Like Lisa Left Eye Uggh Hold That Thought I Gotta Take A Shiittt". "AYE I SEE YOU" Said Hodgy. "That Dont Mean You Can Jerk Cause Bay The Queen Jerker Of This School" Someone Said. And The Girl With Pink Hair Stood Up.
"We Can Battle" She Said
"Ite It's Nothing" I Said Putting Mÿ Headphones In.
"Yo Im Goin First Cause Im The Queen" She Said
" haha You Funny Cocky Ass Bitch" I Said She Rolled Her Eyes, Put Her Headphones In And Told The Dj To Play "Ship Shootin" And She Started Jerking Then Footworking Then Disses And She Was Done. People Were cheering
"Are You Serious Mÿ Fucking At Cat Could Do Better Naaaa Mÿ Sister Could Do Better And I Dnt Even Have A Sister, Yo Dj Play Bang It"
He Played Bang It And I Played Bang It On Mÿ Phone While Putting In Mÿ Headphones And I Started Jerking Then Footworking Then Some Flips, Pindrop Disses And Adding A Little Crump, The Crowd Was Going Wild.
I Walked Pass Her And Said " I Thought You Were The Queen" And She Punched Me I Got Two-pieced Her And She Fell And I Got on Top Of Her Punching The Shit Out Of Her Face Until Someone Grabbed me By The Waist And Took Me In The Hallway.
"Yo What Tf? But You Dope Fr Your Rapping Skills Are Trill" I Looked up And It Was Hodgy.
I Smiled At Him And Said Thanks.
" Yeah Just Like Your Shirt And Your Your Button Up Shirttt And Your Your Shoesss Awesome" Tyler Said While Eating Some Pizza.
I Laughed.
"Dang You Beat The Fuck Out Of Her" Some Said. I Turned Around And A Girl With An Sort Of Accent And Honey Blond Hair Walked Towards Us.
"Yo Im Honey, Yo Her Fucking Face Is Fuxked She Was All Like Im Pressing Charges Tf?
" Wassabi Honey, Im Maya But I Would Like It Better If You Called Me Travis And Tf Why She Gone Press Charges For Throwing Hands First?"
"she'll Lie Right Now" Said Hodgy
The Principal Walked Up To Us
"Um Maya Honey Is Going To Be Showing You Your Dorm Your Gonna Have To Miss Your Classes Today So We Can Make Sure Your Not In Class With Bay"
"Ite' Bye Tyler Bye Hodgy" I Said
" BYEEEE" Tyler Said With A Big Happy Meal Smile.
Me And Honey Started Walking And Hodgy Yelled
"Yo Travis"
"What I Yelled And Looked Back
"Come Here"
I Walked Back Over To Hodgy
" What Hodgy"
"Can I Get Your Number"
"Yeah" We Exchanged Numbers And Caught Up With Honey.
"What's Tour Dorm Number" Said Honey
"601"
"Yo You Mÿ Roommate" She Said
"AHHH TURN THE FUCKK UPP" I Yelled
How'd You Guys Like iT.? IF You Dont Well I Dont GIVE Two Fucking Fucks About You What You Think Nuuhh Im Kidding Psych Im Not But Hope You Enjoy
Picture Of Maya, Tyler The Creator(Green) Earl Sweatshirt And Taco(Curly/Nappy Hair)
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