((I'm fucking changing changing Allen's last name to Kirkland for a reason ))
Allen: you know Alfred I don't really like your nameAlfred: excuse me
Allen: your name.particularly your last name. It sucks
Alfred: *angry* what's wrong with my last name?
Allen: it doesn't suit you . you should change it .
Alfred: Chang it !? To what !?
Allen: Kirkland *walks off*
Alfred: did you just...
Alfred: did you just propose!!?
Alfred: DONT WALK AWAY!!
Alfred: ARE YOU SMIRKING?
Alfred: COME BACK HERE!Ok let's get to the point
*kneels on one knee and takes out a burger shape diamond ring *
So pork chop will you *breaths * marry me?.....i-its fine i-if you won't