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Near why are you so cute?

Asked by:ASkyFullOfRainBows

Matsuda:*Walks in the room with strawberry jelly *

L:Finally Matsuda!Give me the sweet quickly!My brain is running out of sugar!

Matsuda:Hai!*Gives the plate to L*

Near:Mind repeating the question please?I was absorbed in the playmobil game...

Mello:Damn your ears Near!...Im not reading this shit again!It's so sappy!*blushes slightly*

Near:Oh hoho ,how badly sweet could it be to make you blush?!*smirks*

L:Mmm! ,this jelly is delicious!You should try some Mello... It will calm your nerves down!

Mello:tsk ,thanks but no thanks !
I do not wanna eat...

Matt:*Shouts*Oh come on!You bitchy Peach!Why'd you get kidnapped every single time!And you fatty Super Mario ,why can't you move faster?

Beyond:*Watches Matt playing with his 3ds*...Hmm this turtle-criminal is worthless ...Trash !

Matt:*nods*..Yeah,I hate it when every time I thought I won he walks by like the big b*stard he is and kidnaps the stupid princess...

Matsuda:Eh ,can I help you with anything else L?

L:Of course!Repeat the question to Near please...Here!*Gives the phone to Matsuda*

Matsuda:*Reads the question very loudly*: NEAR!WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE???

Mello:*covers his ears*...My ears stupid Matsuda!

Matt:*Gets distracted and loses the game*Oh no...not again...

Beyond:...Pity...

A:Could you please be silent?

Mello:Yeah sure thing boss !

A:That was sarcasm!

Mello:Good thing you noticed oh mister-least-famous- in-here Senpai

A:*Gets annoyed and decides not to speak*

Near:...Because I was born this way?

Mello:Near where does that stuck?

Near:*says emotionlessly*What?I just answered the question...

Mello:So cold...

Everyone:*They all have icicles all over their faces by Near's coldness*

Beyond:*whines*Beyond needs a blanket!*cuddles with Matt who nods*

Near:*Starts building a tower with Matt's Pokemon cards*...
Mind if borrow these Matt?

Matt:No,do as you wish...

L:My jelly's finished...*Opens laptop*...By the way...Where are Light and Miss Amane?

Mello:Dunno...*unwraps a chocolate bar*

A:*Looks at everybody questioningly*

Near:What is it A?

A:There is a mosquito running around in the room ...

Near:Did you mean flying around?

A:Yes,and it is really annoying!!

Near:*concentrates and when he finds the insect he stands up and with his two hands ,smashes it*

A:Wow!I'm impressed!

Near:...It was nothing

Matt:*sleeps on Beyonds lap*Zzz zzz...

Beyond:*sleeps on the floor*Zzz

Mello:*Ignores everyone and tries to enjoy his treat*

Near:*monologues*:Finally...It is finished!Now I have to get up slowly,any wrong step or even my breath will destroy it...

Mello:*looks at the tower Near has made walks by Near and blows it away*

Near:*Becomes pissed when seeing his masterpiece destroyed... All cards scattered to the floor,but tries not to show it*
...

Mello:*looks at Near as he stares at him*:What is it sheep boy?Won't you ask me why I destroyed your little tower?

Near:...

Mello:Huh?

Near:...No...as long as it satisfies you...

L:Why do I feel this room is filled with tension....Again ?

Mello:*stares at Near questioningly*...*He barely hiddes his annoyance,he thinks...*...*I have to agree that he is very cute...*... .... ....AAA!*slaps himself**What am I even thinking ?!*

L:*whispers*Shush Mello!You don't want to wake up Matt and Beyond with your shouts !

Mello:....

Near:*twirls his hair ,excited by Mello's reaction...*

         *To be continued*
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