Okay so first welcome to my book. And second I have to give these bloody warnings. *sarcastic smile and voice* fun!
So first off there is SWERING. You have problem with that then why the fuck are you here? This is Deadpool we are talking about. This is a frickin' swering party!
Next FOURTH WALL BREAKING yes I know not really a warning but I hate it when people are like "Oh stay in your own universe" And I am like "Well the wole Batman and Spider-Man thing would not have happed so"
GORE okay so this whole thing oh where do I start uh well it is Deadpool what did you fucking expect a tea party?! Well that might actually happen. Omg I want a tea party with...
Deadpool, Spock, Captian Kirk, Captin Piccard, the Doctor (any doctor preferably 12), Joker (Jared Leto cuz he is fucking AMAZING!), Harley Quinn, Scotty (STAR TREK YASSS), Pinkey Pie, Luke Skywalker, Fluttershy, Captian Boomerang (Him, Fluttershy, and Pinkey Pie will be best friends!) ...OMG I need to stop like NOW!
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Okay now back to the point 😂 uh where was I? Oh yeah so uh the warnings...
AWESOME-ness! Is that a warning? Eh why not😄! I mean your head can explode from awesomeness so😐... yeah😄... I guess😕
