Hamilton One-Shots

General Relationship Headcanons

Ham

- smells like perspiration and over grown testosterone

- so like axe body spray

- rlly stinky in general

Laursins

- hes a cinnamon roll and everyone loves him

- hes also vegan

- only eats rice krispies w/o the milk

- hes so sweet

- rlly nice

- always ready to fite tho

- alex counts his freckles while he's sleeping

- satan once tried recruiting him

- wears cinnamon perfume and it smells rlly good

- but everyone judges him for it

- he's just one kinky fucker

Herc

- rlly big sweetheart at heart

- rlly good with kids???

- once went on steroids just to prove he could

- rlly fucking likes mc nuggets and no one knows why

- like he could eat 20 mc nuggets in one sitting

Laf

- He can cartwheel like a pro

- If you tickle his feet he'll kick you in the face

- regularly gets confused for harambe

- he has rlly soft legs

- he gets turned on by trees

- someone once caught him rubbing a leaf on his dick

- he wears jeggings

- his eyes are a rlly pretty hazelnut color

Burr

- he likes tea

- probably goes to davids tea

- "his head is so bald that if you look at it under the right light you'll go blind"

- "don't write that down"

- sometimes he cries at night

- has an alter in his kitchen dedicated to his wife and child

- "sometimes he gives it lasagna"

- "that's so dark Imm sorry"

Sam C

- called samuel semenbury by the general public