Quotes & Pick up Lines

The Simpsons Quotes

1-"Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family." = Homer

2-"No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's." = Homer

3-"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems." = Homer

4-"Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol." = Homer

5-"Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." = Homer

6-"Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to tell you YES!" = Homer & kids

7-"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand." = Homer

8-"Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Aw, I gotta go. My damn wiener kids are listening." = Homer

9-"Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what? = Moe

10-"You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work." = Homer

11-"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?" = Homer

12-"Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart." = Homer

13-"Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!" = Homer (words I live buy)

14-"I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in."  = Homer

15-"Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, with a gumdrop house on lollipop lane! Oh by the way... I was being sarcastic." = Homer

16-"Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!" = Homer

17-"Stupid risks make life worth living." = Homer

18-"I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie or just finished lying... but not when I am telling the truth." = Homer

19-"Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail." = Homer

20-"I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye." = Homer

21-"Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal." = Homer