Brett The Jerk, The Cute Jerk

"Brett The Sweetheart"

See the small, innocent, sweet, little boy?

  Yeah, that's Brett.
A lot of people know Brett. He's the local sweetie. He'll help you with a biology question or help you pick up your books that you dropped. He's just known as the goody-goody.

  He's not known for violence, nor does he like it. He's the moral compass.

  He always like to finish his assignments soon and never argue with teachers or students. Because he's the good boy.

It's because he's Brett.

And what harm could he ever cause?

Nothing, is what you'd say.
But for me, that'd be,

What trouble will Brett not commit?

Because, you see, Brett's not the "good boy" or the "teacher's pet" or even the "sweetie of the class".

He's actually the "Jerk" of the class.

He's Brett The Jerk...
The Cute Jerk