Crazier Than Most (Book ONE){Completed}

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Chapter Fourteen: UCOLS (Us Criminals Only Love Spade)

As we entered Joker's favorite place to go I looked up at Joker "Can I be honest with you?"

He nodded.

"I don't like being called Ace."

He frowned "The what do you want to be called?" He asked.

I looked up at him "Spade Quinn?" I said making Harley gasp as I wanted to take on her name and she looked at Joker who shrugged. I was hidden behind him and Harley, but I did see a glimpse of Boomerang getting on someones nerves.. I think it was DeadShots.

"Ladies and Gentlemen.. I give you the reason we are gathered here tonight to celebrate her birthday on Friday the Thirteenth, Miss Spade BailQuinn" Joker yelled with a laugh.

BailQuinn? I thought as Harley pushed me out in front of them and I smiled as someone bought by drinks for Harley and Joker, I crossed my arms with only one thought to my mind; Am I going as mad as they are?

I started to walk off on my open but Joker grabbed one of my arms and Harley grabbed my other as they led me off Joker said "We have a special spot for you."

On a small platform was a chair a king would sit in, Harley let go of my arm and went to stand beside it as Joker led me to the chair and let me sit down he stood beside me as well, I smirked and he saw it.

"Don't get used to this.. This is my chair."

I laughed as Harley got up and went somewhere and DeadShot took her place handing me something "I think you may like these."

I opened the box to find black leather gloves and I grinned as I slipped them on my hands "I like them, perfect fit" I told him and he nodded before walking off.

Harley came up to me with two women, one wore black and had cat ears the other wore a green dress "Spade this is Catwoman and Poison iVy, two of my closest friends!"

"And pains in my-" Joker stopped as Poison Ivy sent him a look.

They gave me a black bag and a green one, in one was a new phone case for my phone the other wgifts but earrings and a dress, I smiled as my excitement got the best of me and Harley looked at me:

"Bathroom is in the back" I quickly got up and ran to the back, when I came back I wore the dress I sat down in the chair and crossed my leg over the other as smoothly as possible.

Joker scowled "Your cheating on the dress I had made especially for you" he said, I looked up at him and patted his shoulder.

"Don't be such a sour puss, J Clown.. Think of this as my final change of the evening" I said, he rolled his eyes.

"Yeah, yeah."

The day went off greatly I got many gifts but one problem.. Boomerang was missing.

I was searching for him so I could help Harley play a trick on him when C. J. appeared out of nowhere making me hold a hand to my heart "You scared me."

"Didn't realize I was that scary.. Does Joker know I am here?" He asked, I shrugged but he grabbed my hand and took me off to the side giving me a perfectly wrapped box.

I unwrapped it and opened the box seeing a real diamond ring "Wow, C.J-"

He smiled "I saw it and thought of you" he said, without thinking I wrapped mybarms around him and hugged him. Realizing what I done I quickly unwrapped my arms from him but, he had other ideas.

He grabbed me by my waist and planted his lips on mine, I closed my eyes as he kissed me.

When we pulled apart we looked at the other "I have waited to do that for-" before he could finish someone yelled from the door way and I saw Boomerang.

"Aye, Spade, come here."

I looked at C.J before following Boomerang out the door...

"Where the he'll did ya get a car at this time of night?" Harley asked as El Diablo revved up the motor.

"Us UCOLS have our ways."

Me and harley looked at the other then back at Boomerang, Killer Croc, and El Diablo who was getting out of the car "UCOLS?"

Boomerang sighed as DeadShot walked out "UCOLS. Us Criminals Only Love Spade. Kinda like Uncle only we couldn't think of anything to use" he said and made a face.

I shrieked as El Diablo threw me keys I looked at Harley "Please aunt Har?" I said.

Joker smiled "Only if I go with you" he said, I shrugged and ran to the drivers seat, I can't wait.. Giving J Clown a heart attack will be so much fun!