"Stop looking so disappointing, it's only your average spiky thing" -Anonymous
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"How bout I give you a whole raw onion see how you like it"-Anonymous
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"How bout I put some mustard on that onion, see if you like it.... OH NOW YOUR LICKING YOUR LIPS, YOU WEREN'T WHEN I GAVE YOU THAT SPIKY THING"- Anonymous
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"Alright I have comprised the average vegetarian meal, of fried broccoli, fried onion, fried watermelon. And lets deep fry this orange" -Anonymous
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"Lets give you raw meat, you don't like it now? How bout I cut it up into small pieces and serve it as bacon, you can eat raw bacon right?" -Anonymous
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"Have some bread juice"-Anonymous
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