Why have you done this!! (Filthy frank fan fiction)

Ohhhh

I walked down the fake persona of my own personality I don't know why but I felt as if the ghost of a black figure was haunting me and salamander man, pink guy was to busy getting all that pussy, Safari was looking for some but me Francis's of the filth? I was busy being an omnipotent God or so I thought until the dark lord came

"Oh no the dark lord!" I yelled gayly

"Mmmmmmm let me get some of that ass" the dark lord said

Pink guy rushed in with his large dildo and attacked the dark lord in the anutzzz causing the dark lord to cry out in pain

"MY NAME IS JEFF" he screamed

Pink guy shoved it deep within his anus, and all of a sudden the wailing of the dark lord slowly began to sound like laughter and moaning?

"OHHHHH AHHHHHH, mmmmmmmm yessssss <3"

I was deeply concerned about the situation and told pink guy to fuck off, salamander man was stronger than pink guy

"Mmmmnyeeeesss" salamander moaned as he viewed the dildo enter the dark lord

"JESUS"

All of them looked to the skies and there was Jesus, he looked down and handed them the bible and departed back into heaven.

I opened the book and all the secrets of the universe were revealed granting me ultimate power, salamander man grew some real fine titties after reading the bible and I got some dank ass bars

(No fat fuck not chocolate bars)

I laughed at the hilarious joke above this text, the bible had granted me the ability To see beyond the known omniverse, I could see a loser, no life, fan fiction reading weaboo faggot reading a shitty story about me

"You fuckin loser" I say to the reader

I march off fuck this story, and with my powers i leave the entire book......