NOTICE: This is a work of 50% fiction. Only half the stuff we say is true, the other half is made up.
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Aliases: Blue, Indigo, Not-Red, Definitely-Not-Yellow, 450-495 frequency light waves (blue), Ger-wo-man, Uncle, The Girl With Too Many Aliases
Will write eloquent and heartwarming poems to you in a language that you can't read a lick of.
Secretly ships her characters that are actually characters from well established franchises with herself.
Frequently passes out on floors and pretends she's a carpet so that no one thinks she's weird, because people lying down are just plain weird.
Will shoot her enemies with a bow and arrow made of office supplies and a very broken skateboard..
Has travelled to every end of the world, especially the deep end.
Will make you feel inadequate with your accomplishments in life.
Can skin a deer, then tell it all the shipping mistakes it made in line 2636 of its life's work: "The Trees Be Keys."
Looking for a man who she can one up in everything. Which is every man.
ShenaniNotes:
Kyle: "I will never fully respect you until you have eight underscores in your name. Three is just too weak ;P"
DoppelGengar: "I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise"- Jimmy Buffet
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