Yuji: *wakes up* *yawn* what's this.. *touches something very rough* this is dangerous. You must not sleep with wires... *looks again* oh wait... this is hair... *looks at the mirror*
WHAAAT!!?
Birds flying...
Yuji: what... is this for real!!? I'm a girl!!? This is so not cool.
Ok. Yuji is now Yuna.
Yuna: *walks out of the room* *sigh*
Tsuru: *bumps into her*
Yuna: ah... hi, Tsuru.
Tsuru: *kisses her neck*
Yuna: *shocked* *punched his face*
Tsuru: *ded*
Yuna: omg. Asshole. I wonder... what happened to Takara-nee..
After a while.
Yuna: Takara-nee!! Takara-nee!! Where are you!!?
Takara: *now a boy* nn... what...
((Omg Takara's Genderbend is similar to mine. Now you know. He's so tall and his voice is so deep and husky. ))
Takara is now Takerou
Takerou: Yuji... is that you... why--you didn't told me you're into cross dressing...
Yuna: you should be shock!! You're a dude!!
Takerou: nandato...
Yuna: *gives a mirror*
Takerou: eh...EEHHHHH!!? NANDATO!!?
Yuna: what happened ;A; why am i a girl? And you a boy!?
Takerou: dude!! We've been Genderbend!! *holds her shoulders and panics*
Yuna: *blush* Takerou-nii...
Takerou: *eye widen* ..... *blush*
Yuna: Takerou-nii.... you're too close...
Takerou: *still gripping her shoulders* Yuna....
Yuna: Takerou-nii....*blush*
Takerou: ....incest...
Yuna: -_- *slaps him*
Takerou: why!!
Yuna: i was having a romantic moment!!
Takerou: *saitama face*
Yuna: don't give me that face... cause what the heck just happened now!! I wanna be a dude again!! Just a while ago, Tsuru just kissed me in the neck!! Why dis happen ;A; it's so gay!!
Takerou: *cough* inu x boku.
Yuna: *slaps him*
Takerou: just cause you're a girl you could treat my face like this!! *puts more eye-makeup*
Yuna: oi! You're a dude!! You can't do that!!
Takerou: *floor locks her*
Yuna: *blush* *gasp*
Takerou: Yuna... pls stop.
Yuna: *blush* *gasp* Takerou-nii....
Takerou: *gets off* please look for the others... i'm wondering what happened to them... your fault.
Yuna: whatever... *leaves *waves back* *looks at the mirror* why the fuck do i look like a spanish fortune teller now -_-
Hanami: Yuna? *a boy too*
Yuna: Kasanagi?
Kasanagi: oh, i knew it was you!
Yuna: wha-- you too!!?
Moriko: *also a boy* hey--
Yuna: AAAAARRGGGH WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!?
Morito: i think it's ... wait nevermind... i don't know why...
((He looks like Kuri and Aoe's love child))
((Hanami tho looks like Jiji with long and even bangs also with pink hair and clips. Basically matured Midare))
Yuna: *cries* i don't like this anymore... ;A;
Morito: i'm fine with it.
Kasanagi: so am i...
Yuna: duh. Being a dude is cool. Being a girl sucks...
Morito: but you look adorable!!
Yuna: mmmrrrnn... i'm going to a battle to regain my long lost dignity! *dresses in his battle outfit*
I might look like a Spanish Fortune teller, but that doesn't matter!! I WILL FIGHT!!
Takerou: why are you screaming.
Yuna: I WILL REGAIN MY DIGNITY!!
Takerou: good. You do that... i'll be here...
Yuna: NUH!! YOU MUST FIGHT WITH ME!!
Takerou: nah... i'll just start a yaoi with Otegine for now...
Yuna: *attacks him*
Takerou: chill!! I haven't even found him yet!!
Yuna: whatever...*leaves to battle*
Takerou: *goes and does fieldwork*
Otegine: Takara-chan!?
Takerou: yo--
Otegine: o.... what happened....
Takerou: long story short, something happened and swapped the genders of each saniwa...
Otegine: why?
Takerou: that i don't know. But hey, Yuna's gonna find out. But for now... you have a hot 16 year old boyfriend.
Otegine: *eye twitch*
Takerou: but you know what!!? I'm a dude now! And there's nothing that'll scare me!!
Otegine: *points a stick with a leech attached to it to him*
Takerou: AAAAAAAAAAYYYAAAAAGGGHH!!
*runs away*
Otegine: *chases him*
Takerou: nuh get away!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!
Otegine: i'll throw this thing right on your face!!
Takerou: *smirks* you wouldn't!
Otegine: YES I CAN!!
Takerou: *goes to the roof*
Otegine: *gives up* dayum. You are just getting more hyper...
Takerou: *confused* yea!
Otegine: *sits at the porch cause tired*
Takerou: *gets down* you don't have that leech now right?
Otegine: just give it up. -_-
Takerou: *smile* :D *sits with him*
Otegine: *smacks him in the head*
Takerou: ow! Why!?
*after a while
Yuna: *defeated a witch and took a potion to break the Genderbend spell* *became a dude again*
Yuji: h yea! I AM BACK !! BOOM BABY!!
*returns to the citadel*
*beep*
Takerou: *yaoi scene*
Otegine: what's wrong...
Takerou: *leaves the room*
Yuji: Takerou-nii!!
Takerou: *gasp* Yuji!!?
Yuji: *pours potion on his head*
Takerou: *turns into a girl again*
Takara: *gasp*
Otegine: what's going on?
Takara: i'm a girl again.... *hugs Yuji* you saved me again, i'm proud of you
Yuji: *smile*
Same thing happened to the others and everything was back to normal.
-end
KAMU SEDANG MEMBACA
Touken Ranbu on crack 3
Fiksi Penggemarthe crack goes on and on. featuring moments with a new saniwa in the citadel. contains of swords on drugs, and stupid and pointless things that'll waste your time and future. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!! DUNDUNDUN!
