Bad Teacher.... (Brendon Urie/Josh Dun)

1. School Sucks

I grabed my bag from the floor and run out the door. Shouted upstairs.
-Moooom! I'm leaving.-
-Bye Sweetie! Have a nice day!!! - while i was walking to school, I lighted a cigarett. My mom and i always fight over it.... but let's be honest! I'm turning 18 in two weeks, there's not much things I give a fuck about.. My phone rang. It's my friend Mel. She's one of the prettiest girls in our school she's tall, with a beautiful face and flaming red hair. Don't forget about the perfect taste of fashion! -
-Where the hell are you!?
-Fuck.... First day and I'm already late...
-It's just the way you are honney!! -said Mel thorough the phone - Just hurry up... you lazy pice of shit!
-Excuse me?! Don't bitching about being late... we don't even have a teacher... Remember? Mr. Deklim been fired... -i hear nothing, but scilence - Hey! Are you still there?!
-Gosh... Holy smokes!!!
-WAT?!?!
-We've got a real hot-ass new teacher!! Better be here soon! He looks like, if you're not, he'll have to punish you... But not in a nice way, but the way in real hardcore porn!
- Okey?! I guess....
- You mean, okey he can punish you OR okey you hurry fuckin up?!??! -I hang up the phone and turned to the road of the school.
Just in front of the school i threw away the cigarett butt and went in. We have drama lesson (becouse I'm in a +drama class) in the school theater. Last year our teacher been fired from here. On the phone Mel said this new teacher is a "hot-ass"... To be honest I'm looking forward to see if it's true or not. It would be good, to be more interested in having a role in the school play! I rush thorough the hall and heading to the theater. In front of the door I stop and take a deep breath. *Stay calm! It's not a big deal... Just a little late. But not a good first impression... * I put my hand on the door and push it to open.
-G'morning. Sorry for being la....te. - I mumbled and looked up... I gasped, HOOOLY COW!!! This guy is Wow! Tall, well bulit figure and caracteristic face. Dark borwn, messy hair, borwn angelic eyes and plum lips. If I drew a perfect man, it would be him. -
-Good morning Miss....
-Dovsky... Mia Dovszky. - I said in my most charming tone. -
-Well Miss Dovsky... You late 15 minutes, but I won't sign it in any form for three reasons: first, -he put up his index finger - It's the first day of school. Second, I was also late and the third, is becouse i realy, realy hate mornings!! - he said it real seriously and I'm happy at last we have a teacher who isn't a huge pice of shit and feel the struggle of mornings. - By the way, I'm Mr. Urie, your brand new drama teacher. -he turned to the class and continued -Never used before, the ink on my degree is bearly dried. Well... Don't just stare.. Take a seat, please.
-Ohh yeah... Of corse.. I just... I'm.... It's mornin! - he showed an understanding smile. I walked to Mel and sat down next to her. -You're right!
-As always! And he's 24 years old. Real fresh meat! I could d......
-Don't do that!
-Wat?!
-Make me think what we could do with him... Ya know it sucks to sit in class while turned on!!! -I smirked. And payed attention to Mr. Urie. He sat back on his desk and continued talking -
-Where was I?! Before Miss Dovsky disturbed us..... Ohh yes! The school play! This year we'll do Romeo and Juliette. Just think of it! The things this story about, just like you guys! Drama, depression, rebelion, sex, suicide... -the lesson went on and we discussed the main characters of the tragedy, who wanted main role and who wants to stay in the back. The bell rang and everybody stormed out. Except me. I walked over to Mr.Urie's desk and said :-
- I want to play Juliette! -I said whit the most charming smile i have. -
- I told the class that we will do castings to all role. Included Juliette's role. - He was looking strange at me like I was retarded.... -
- I know..... but some of the bitches will offer you sex, and I can't compete with them. I'm a good actress, but also a problematic teenage girl. Life fucks me enough... This is  one of the things I give a fuck about!
- Why do you think some "popular girl" will offer me their company? And why would i accept it?
-C'mon... Even i would do some of them..... Sorry, I didn't meant to be disrespectfull.
- No! You weren't. To be honest I still don't know what I'm doing here...
-How do you mean?
- I mean, my father made me become a teacher. I wanted to be a singer.. Well I don't know why am I telling you this, - he scraches the back of his head - I mean I should be a serious teacher and I'm bitching about my life.... On my first class, on my first day. -he looked so adorable, he nervously pushed back his messy hair -
- It's not a big deal! People always tell me their things. I guess 'couse I look understanding! And I also hate to be here! I just wanna go home and get high... Shit!  I mean high on my dreams!  Take a nice, long nap.
- Ahhha I'm sure understand what you mean!  So there's a chance you have some good "sleeping stuff" whit you?
-What do you trying to say Mr.Urie?
-Do you have a good place here?
-Maybe....
-Than meet me at the backdoor at lunchtime. I'll bring food, your bring the stuff. -He winked at me and with that a huge crowd of freshmens entered the room. I discrately answered -
-Bye Mr.Urie.  I'm looking forward to the practise, I'm glad I got the role! -I waved goodbye and headed out to my next lesson....  I've got a long day to survive. 
On English we had a conversation about what will be in our exams. It was boring. Than I had art witch is pretty cool becouse I love to draw and paint.  Than we had a deadly boring chemistry,  I'm honestly dumb to understand chemistry,  by the way I don't even want to!  Geez and finaly my last lesson before lunchtime.......  It's physics.  I don't speak the language of science sooooo....  I have my time to think.  This is the only lesson Mel and I can sit together.  So I can ask her opinion about smoking weed with our new teacher. We walked to the back of the classroom and sat in the last row, I shighed . -
-Mel you know I need your help sometimes....
-Are you pregnant?!?!  -She whisperyelled. I answered in whisper-
-Hell no!  I just need your opinion.
-About what?
-About our new teacher.
-He's hot!  And yeah you should do him.
-I'm gonna smoke weed with him at lunchtime....
-WATtheFUCKyouSAY?!?!
-Yepp. I exactly mean it.
-Do it!
-What?
-Live your life on the fullest!  You never good with the guys in our age. Now it's time to try a little older!  Six years not even a big age gap! And he's hot as Hell!  And in two weeks you'll be legaly aged. Maybe he wanna be your daddy...
-I don't even think he wanna do anything beside smoking...
-Leave that shit!  You are gorgeaus! I even would bang you if I had a D!  Just do your charming magic, you always do with guys. You choose them and they think they made you their.  That's just evilly genius. Love it!
-So you say I should wrap him around my finger? 
-Almost...  But I said to make him begging for what's in that pretty shorts of yours.
-Same thing. And your right!  what could go wrong with having fun?! - the lesson went on and nothing interesting happened.  So now I'm realy gonna have some fun!  Be honest,  anybody would do the same,  sexy teacher,  weed,  food and it's only the first day of school.....  Gotta love this year!! 

A/N
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