Clary's Kpop Hand Ratings

kim taehyung

stop number two on this magical mystery tour of clary's dirty hand loving mind is kim fucking taehyung. otherwise known as v, i guess. really, does anyone other than himself maybe actually call him v? the letter v.

lets approach this with at least some level of decency and calm.

lol jk.

thats impossible bc i have no chill, especially when it comes to beautiful hands. it really doesnt help that taehyung also happens to be my bts bias. so i thought he was perfect enough already with that voice and that baby face (he is one year younger than me, so i kinda feel like a pedo), but then he had to show off his marvelous attributes in the hands area.

okay byun may have wrecked my life with his glorious hands.

but taehyung KEPT IT WRECKED.

i mean, just observe those fingers. really look at them and you will find there is literally no flaw in them. almost as perfect as baek's. i only give baek preference bc exo is my top group, so dont judge me lol.

look at him, being a little shit, knowing he has ruined my bias list. like he owns the fucking place. geez tae, all you had to do was ask. not wreck my entire being like a fucking tornado of cuteness and manos sensuales (sensual hands). look at the way those fingers. creeping into ur heart at the speed of light *monster plays in the bg*

seriously, let me just stop you right there tae.

okay.

hop on a plane, take a direct flight to los angeles, and i'll give you the address of my house so you can come place your hands directly in front of my face. like honestly, all i want to do it touch his hands. like, i feel like they could only be used for something pure. *says that whilst its a gif of tae looking like he wants to grab some boob*

i honestly give his hands a 9.99/10. not fully a ten only bc baek is a solid ten in my opinion, as his hands are my ultimate kpop idol hands bias.

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-clary xx