★UnderTale♪Lyrics★

To the bone-

(Original song and lyrics belong to JT Machinima i don't own anything)

SANS? SANS! WAKE UP

*ugh what is it dude

A HUMAN HAS FALLEN FROM THE SURFACE WORLD

*really and you got a bone to pick with 'em

SANS NO TIME FOR PUNS

*but that was a real rib tickler eyy

UGH ENOUGH

*alright, here we go again.....

WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND

how was the fall

IF YOU WANNA LOOK AROUND

give us a call

WE DON'T SEE HUMANS OFTEN

we're happy you just dropped in

I'LL BE SO POPULAR WHEN I SHOW ALL THE MONSTERS WHAT I JUST BROUGHT IN

hey papyrus mine your manners

CAN IT SANS NO TIME FOR BANTER

excuse my brother he's a bit eccentric

WELL YOUR JUST LAZY AND APPATHETIC

call me what you want i got thick skin

ONE MORE BAD JOKE AND I'M FINISHED WITH HIM

WE ARE MONSTERS THE AWFULLEST KIND

messin' with us takes a lot of spine

WE CAN RELATE TO YOUR DETERMINATION

BECAUSE WE MONSTERS HAVE ARE MOTIVATIONS

HUMANS BETRAYED US AND LEFT US BURNIN'

ONE DAY WE'LL MAKE OUR WAY BACK TO THE SURFACE

THROUGH ALL YOUR TRAVELS YOUR SINS WILL FALLOW

YOUR CONSEQUENCES AREN'T EASY TO SWALLOW

WHO'S THE REAL MONSTER NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW

YOU'VE CUT THIS STORY DOWN TO THE BONE

REALLY SANS
what
THE LAST LINE OF THE CHORUS IS A PUN
yep
YOU IMBECILE THAT WAS VERY, CLEVER
heh heh thanks buddy

YOUR STUCK IN THE UNDERGROUND

thanks to the fall

GOOD LUCK EVER GETTING OUT

prepare to brawl

YOU COULD SHOW MERCY TO US

or turn all of us to dust

IS YOUR HEART FULL OF EVIL

or full of love

I THE GREAT PAPYRUS CHALLENGE YOU TO TRY GETTING BY US

test the human with one of you puzzles

BRILLIANT SANS THAT'LL LEAVE THEM BEFUDDLED

I DARE YOU TO TRY A BITE OF SPAGHETTI

smells like the creepypasta's ready

STOP IT SANS I'M DONE WITH THE JOKIN'

sounds like someones funny bones broken

WE CAN RELATE TO YOUR DETERMINATION

BECAUSE WE MONSTERS HAVE ARE MOTIVATIONS

I AM THE MASTERMIND HE'S MY ACCOMPLICE

your only still alive because i made a promise

YOU'LL LOSE YOU MIND WHEN YOU WANDER FOR HOURS

YOU MIGHT EVEN DECIDE TO START TALKIN' TO FLOWERS

WHO'S THE REAL MONSTER NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW

YOU'VE CUT THIS STORY DOWN TO THE BONE

SOMEDAY I'LL JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD
WHEN I CATCH THIS CHILD
CAN IT BE THAT HARD

look if i'm being honest
my brother ain't nothin' but harmless
i know you and all that you want
you'll get a lot more from sans than a font
the deeper you go the messier it gets
if i had it my way
you'd already be dead...
kidding if you couldn't tell i get so bored i amuse myself

DOWN HERE IN THE UNDERGROUND

your all alone

WE WANTED TO TELL YOU NOW

your kinda boned

IF YOU SURVIVE THIS PRISON

you will know nihilism

DON'T MESS AROUND WITH MONSTERS

there scared of tiny children

YOU'VE COME FAR BUT SOON YOU'LL STUMBLE
WHEN I STUMP YOU WITH SOME JUNIOR JUMBLE

i'm not so sure you'll get 'em with that

ALAS I'LL HIT HIM WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK

(wump wump wump)

LEAVE ME ALONE

you know i gotta knack for the trom-bone

ONE MORE PUN AND I'LL BE DONE

but ain't two skulls better then one

WE CAN RELATE TO YOUR DETERMINATION

BECAUSE WE MONSTERS HAVE ARE MOTIVATIONS

YOU KNOW YOUR STORY'S ALREADY BEEN TOLD

WE CAN PLAY AGAIN IF YOU SELL YOUR SOUL

i've got my eye on you so you just watch it

i'll find any skeletons inside your closet

WHO'S THE REAL MONSTER NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW

YOU'VE CUT THIS STORY DOWN TO THE BONE.