Modern!Attack on Titan boyfriend scenarios

When you're sad

Real quick (s/n) is sisters name and p/n is pet name Incade if ya'll didn't know :)

Levi: You sat on your bed with a picture of your baby sister in your hand, crying uncontrollably. She was eaten in the attack of 850. "Why must my family pay! I should be the one being eaten, not (s/n)!" You choke out sobbing.
"(L/n)?" Levi asked outside the door
"C..corporal! Uh c..come in.." You say wiping your eyes
"Quick question." Levi said, "who is (s/n)?"
You start uncontrollably sobbing and Levi stands there shocked "She..she was so little! She d..didn't need to d.d.die!" You yell
"It's alright! Calm down (l/n)!" Levi replies
"I c..can't I hate those s..stupid Titans!" You scream back.
"Who is (s/n)?I need to know so I can help you (y/n)." Levi said calmly.
"Okay..." You huff out "She was my baby sister. She was eaten by an abnormal when I was only a cadet... I slaughtered the Titan but it was too late.. My mother came out and comforted me.. But I was still sad because I could never get another sister, my father left us when I was only four years old. He went off with this.. Slut! And she left him and then my father was trampled by horses. My mother found another husband.. He abused me every day. Called me worthless, stupid, and unnecessary. Basically he was a grown man but a school bully. So I joined the cadets and a day after I graduated, my mother got sick and died. My low life "father" came and told me. I slapped him, Hard like really hard. He disappeared and I've never seen him since." You say sobbing into Levi's arms "Rough childhood I see..." Levi replies sadly "It'll be okay, I'm here for you.."

Eren: You play a video on your phone of (p/n) and start to tear up. (P/n) was your first pet, the most adorable (pet type, bird, mouse, cat etc.) you've ever seen. but you went fishing one day and he/she ran/flew into the street to retrieve a toy. But it wasn't a car that hit them it was a moped. Exactly! A moped! Like what the actual fuck? Some idiot was taking a selfie and ran into poor (p/n) and kept driving! A damn teenager taking a selfie killed (p/n) in a hit and run! "It's okay (p/n) you're with the angels now.." You say with a tear running down your cheek. You continue to watch the movie when a knock on the door startles you
"Y/n)?.." Eren asked creaking open the door.
You sat there, eyes red and puffy, tear stained, and (optional) makeup running.
"What's wrong?" Eren asks confused
"(p/n).." You reply shaken
"oh (y/n)... (P/n) is with all of your lost loved ones, everyone you ever knew who died.. It's the circle of life, everyone and everything dies at some point.." Eren replies
"Yeah I guess.. Well let's not just stand here and be sad!" You say starting to smile
"What are we going to do?" Eren asks playfully "Here's a hint!" You say, "NAHH SEFINEIA BABA CHEESEEBABA!" You yell giggling
"Lion King?" Eren asks
"Hell yeah!" You reply

Armin: You sigh as you close your laptop cover, crying softly. "Why are girls so mean?" You say a little too loudly.
Armin was in earshot and knocked on your door "May I come in?" He asked quietly
"I guess." You reply sadly
"What's up?" Admin asks you sitting on your bed "Oh.. it's just (insert social media here) (I got nothing)" you reply frowning.
"Let me see... Now." Armin says sternly but lovingly. You reluctantly hand him the laptop and hang your head in shame.
His eyes widen in shock and he turns to you. "Good Lord (y/n)! Have you done anything about this?"
Sobs raked your body without you even knowing. "I've tried but failed, many times." you reply.
"I have a plan!" Armin said happily
"Will it get these girls out of my arse?" You reply
"It should, but we can only try" Armin replied
"Let's hope." You exasperated .
Armin effortlessly keyed away at your laptop, entering in an automatic message.
"Armin you little shit! You are amazing! How did you do that?"
"Hun. I've been doing this since I was like ten maybe?" Armin replies while laughing," Here you can personalize it."
You personalize the message and what happens is, whenever the girls mention you in something not nice, or disgusting it will send them a message on the same post automatically saying "I'm sorry fugly slut, the girl you have tried to embarrass is not available, come back when you have better wits than an Australopithecus.. Oh wait.. You don't know what an Australopithecus is do you? Oh well! Get smarter than talk to me" you high five Armin and smile at him.
"Thank you for everything.. They've been at this since I was 14.." You say sheepishly.
"No problem.. And what they say about you isn't true you know.. you're not worthless, they are. You've killed how many Titans now? You aren't a slut, you're still a virgin.. Anything they say about you is just them describing themselves. You're an amazing girl and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.." Armin replied as he pulled you into a hug. "I'll be there.. Forever and always."
Edited: 6/29/19