Thorn meets olis

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One dai, thorn was lik, UMG I NEED TO WASH MI FASE MUSILS und was going too du to du bafrom to dump acied on hes fase und skrub it wif a spange so his dandruff wud  gro.  Wen thorn was almost ther, he notest du dor handil was mising from du bafrom dor. So thorn was lik, YO DOR no not mak me and mi satisfactory fase do a jon sena on yor spleen. Butt then, olis cam and was lik uMg Yo hAS Te fAs oF a muLe and throwed up te horse heaed eaten the smorning and the bath rom dor handil. Now that thorn had te dor handil, he grabbed olis and ramd him into te dor so it openede and olis wus lik UmG wut do. Then thorn helde olis at gun point and was lik mak me a sais supreme ( rotten tuna sandwiche) and olis was lik UMG I hav to mak thos for sais ( olis's cat that ruls over him ) every dai. So then olis made a sandwich for thorn and thorn ait it in one bite. And then thorn was lik

And thorn diede be cuz he cod not get his eyeliner tooo go rite and olis proseded to eate his dandruft and toe naile polishe and was lik NNNNNNEEEEEEEMMMMMOOOOOO

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And thorn diede be cuz he cod not get his eyeliner tooo go rite and olis proseded to eate his dandruft and toe naile polishe and was lik NNNNNNEEEEEEEMMMMMOOOOOO. Then abot  .72 miles away, sais was lik where is OLIS! MY tuna sandwich is 9 secints lait and found olis and did a 359 no scope to olis and he diede

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