WHAT THE SIGNS SAY WHEN THEY STUB THERE TOE
ARIES: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT *breaks down the door*
TAURUS: SHIT MAN
GEMINI: FIGHT ME STUPID DOOR
CANCER: FUCK *sobs* YOU *sobbing intensifies*
LEO: *screams while facing down on a bed*
VIRGO: THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I WAS WEARING SHOES
LIBRA: goodbye cruel world
SCORPIO: *rips door off hinges* NO MORE
SAGITTARIUS: *hits the door* STOP
CAPRICORN: *bites there fist* no I'm fine I swear it's totally not broken
AQUARIUS: THAT DOOR WASN'T THERE BEFORE
PISCES: BUT WHY ME
