Kryptonite - a Pete wentz story

The rock show

Pete wentz fell in love with a girl at the rock show. ( a/n mark hoppus is my emo dad)He knew he needed to ask her out and he did, the first date was great, filled with pizza and giggles. The girl eventually became his girlfriend as the two fell deeper into love, and after about a year, he asked her to move in. Every time he saw her, Petes heart would swell and his breathing would hitch, she was irresistible to him, his kryptonite and she knew that as he was her kryptonite, the two became an OTP for all fall out boy fans, even for him, it became his main OTP knocking peterick off the top of his OTP list. She became a regular on all of his social media and the pair was crazy in love, and one day she told him they were expecting a child, further proving their love for each other. After like nine moths she gave birth to a beautiful child. A few years after the birth of the child, Pete decided to put a ring on it And marry his baby momma. The wedding was a grand event with twenty øne piløts as the music and a wasted brendon urie as the entertainment. Years after the wedding the wedded couple spent many years in blissful happiness, until one day Pete came home and told his wife they would be getting a divorce. Taken back by this statement his soon to be ex wife pleaded with him and telling him he still loved him. Pete was persistent in getting a divorce even though he still loved her too. Years after the divorce, Pete was still mad at himself for the one main lie that caused him to end his marriage; during the save rock and roll arena tour, brendon urie got drunk at started talking about the history of fall out boy, while doing this, the topic of the iconic Pete wentzs dick pick got brought up, and brendon urie said "it's not a bad dick" while this may be partially true, brendon urie wasn't telling the truth, it was a great dick

The end

I'm writing this in class on my phone I'm sorry