Guys Only...

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Chose one (guys only-girls just read and vote and go to the next question) :

*From this moment forward*

-Spend the rest of your life in this body

(without having to actually ever workout or eat healthy) but your penis will never be longer than three inches erect, your sex drive will be well below average, and you'll have difficulty keeping anything other than a less than totally hard erections

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(without having to actually ever workout or eat healthy) but your penis will never be longer than three inches erect, your sex drive will be well below average, and you'll have difficulty keeping anything other than a less than totally hard erections.

OR

-Spend the rest of your life in this body,

having to maintain it through serious daily workouts and an excruciatingly strict diet

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having to maintain it through serious daily workouts and an excruciatingly strict diet. Also having to work, for the next 20 years, in an office full of balding, overweight men who are 25 yrs older than you; married men that constantly harass you, belittle you, and creepily hit on you. Oh, and the guy above is your husband.

But, your sex drive is extremely high, most of your body is extremely sensitive to touch (in a good way) and well look at you, outside of work you could have just about any guy you wanted. Don't forget you're married to the guy above and he rarely wants sex.

(Oh and even though you want sex all the time, you only have an orgasm through vaginal penetration of an actual penis (sex toys and self stimulation feels okay, does not bring you to orgasm, ever) and only once every 15 to 20th time you have vaginal sex, but when you do orgasm, it comes in waves for three to four minutes - 15 seconds each wave and are mind blowing, toe curling, breath-taking awesome.)

don't forget to explain in great detail, why you made that decision and didn't take the other.

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