Art Book of Fails (Idk)

Howdy Hey Hai

WELL

IM NOT DEAD

UM

A LOT HAS HAPPENED SINCE IVE BEEN GONE FOR LIKE, 981 YEARS

ITS A REALLY LONG STORY

SHORT VERSION

TALKING TO THIS CRAZY EX-GF'S EX BOYFRIEND (THAT HAPPENS TO LOVE ME AND I LOVE HIM AND WE'VE BEEN DATING AND WE ALREADY HAVE EVERYTHING PLANNED OUT SO :)))))))) HES PERFECT, LITERALLY PERFECT

SHE SEES, AND SHE JUMPS ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY AT SCHOOL

I GET AWAY WITH A BLACK EYE, BLEEDING GUMS, AND A TINY CONCUSSION

IM OKAY NOW, EVERYTHING IS OKAY AND ITS ALL WORKED OUT

WE ARE ALL GOOD

(If you want to know the whole story, message me)

I GOT MY BB, MY EVERYTHING. MY AMAZING, PERFECT BB.

UM

I ALMOST DIED

I GOT FLUID IN MY LUNGS BUT IM OKAY

BUT BESIDES  THAT

IM ALRIGHT

IM OKAY

STILL THE CRAZY SELF THAT I AM

I HOPE YOU ARE ALL DOING GOOD!

I lovE YOU!

-S.H