Okie Dokie then!
I should start this chapter now...
Italics? Why tho?That's better! Oh shingles! Dat underline tho!
Anyways...here we go! This is all about my problems and your problems and....yeah. So I need you to help me help you help me help you...that's a weird word...Help...hahaha..
Okay so I have these two friends, right?
(Lol what is "FRIENDS"?)
Anyways, they are named Alyssa and Renae. Well, I'm bi and Alyssa,being my bff, was the first person I came out to. Well, turns out that she had told 3 people already by that following Wednesday!Like, WTF, BISH?
So I confronted her about it and do you know wtf she said?!
Alyssa: Well I didn't know it was a secret, Jay!
Dafuq you didn't, bish!
So THEN my dumb asstronaut
(no pun intended) decides to tell yet ANOTHER dumb friend named Renae. Now,you see, Renae be #BlackingItUp in da house, so being the "gangsta" she be, she decides to yell across the basketball court...here's a summary of the convo:Renae: HEY GURL! REMEMBER WHEN U TOLD ME U WAS BI? WELL I TOLD AUBREY! IS THAT OKAY WIT JU?
ME: WTF BISH!
CALVIN: YOU ARE GAY?
ME: STOP F****ING YELLING IT ACROSS THE WHOLE SCHOOL!
Soooo.....yeah. Then my life started to bloom into a beautiful black, dead Rose....YAY DEATH-DAY!
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Thxs for reading this part of my blooming death! It'll be sudden, but it'll make a lot of not-dead-yet people happy!
Peace homies.
YOU ARE READING
My "Life-ing Issues" ¿?
HumorI'm bisexual and I love people and I'm a smut for fanfic and...yep ! So I'm writing this to tell u my struggles and to help u help me help u!