How to tell if you're a zombie :P
You're not sure if your dead...
You kind of lumber along slowly...
You have a taste for brains and other...........exotic foods...
You wear raggedy clothing...
You have bad hair days.....every....single....day.
You don't really have feelings.
You have trouble opening doors among other stuff...
You don't like to sit around...
Sunlight can annoy you...my suggestion: sunglasses
You claw at things...
You drool a lot...get a napkin will ya?
You know another zombie
You can get up twice after being shot.
You tend to pick your flesh off....quit it, its bad for you
People run from you screaming even if you only want a hug :P
You like cheerleaders for some reason...
You chill out with other zombies
You're a fan of the mall and campgrounds.
Crowbars and baseball bats don't really phase you. No more midday muggings.
You stare at people.
You don't talk much.
:P
