yvonne and gertrude are two glass goats-an almost extinct race of goats. they are some of the last glass goats in the world. join them as they travel across the globe, from soviet russia to uzbekistan to kalamazoo, to find the only other remaining glass goats-and they could be anywhere in the entire world.
read as they try exotic tea from beanvana, meet various celebrities (lookin @ you jacob sartorius), and have a crackalakin good time.
authors note: free me from the prison that is my life
