My Dracula (hotel transylvania fanfiction)

Human!

Amanda's POV

I walked ahead of Mavis and Wanda to make sure the here's no obstacles that we have to go over. I also organized some furnitures here and there making it look more presentable. I went down the stairs but the guy from Mavis's room is there holding a backpack full of stuff. He looked at me with wide eyes, he grabbed me then shoves us towards a tiny closet.

"Wow! This room is kind of small for a big castle. No bed but check out these awesome dustpans they gave you." A human said holding up a skeleton thingy. "Quiet you fool!" The guy said. He then slammed the both of us at the door and he rummage through this boy's backpack.

The boy finally noticed me. "Oh hello! I'm Johnny! What's you're name?" Johnny asked. "Nice to meet yah! I'm Amanda." I said. Then the guy which I recognized as Dracula shouted "Ohhh! I can't breath!! It's killing me!!" He said and cowered beside some luggage. Johnny took the stinky shirt and shove it in his back pack.

"Yeah, definitely due for a fluff and fold." Johnny said. Then something vibrates from Johnny's pocket, Dracula took it and it was a phone!

"What is this? A torture device? A secret mind controller? You won't read my taughts! I won't let you!" Dracula said rather dramatically. "What an idiot!" I said out loud. Dracula then glared at me, Johnny pulled out a earbud and connected it to his phone. "Dude, it's just some music. Here, try." Johnny put both the earbud at Dracula's ears.

I can hear the music playing! It was 'I'm sexy and I know it'. I bursts out laughing. Dracula started accusing the phone of taking his soul and Johnny just told him that 'don't be a grand pa' which made me laugh more.

"You need to go. No human has ever entered this castle. And if someone should see you, the safety of the hotel, the sanctuary, no one would ever come again." Dracula said as he slid down the wall. "Yeah, go for it. 'Never come again!' l love your Dracula voice. lt's so over the top." Johnny said sitting down in one of the crates. I just facepalmed at the idiots. "And Mavis, if she saw you, she would know that l lied. No!" Dracula said. "Who's Mavis? ls this her room? l'm good with a roommate. l had six brothers growing up, so l could totally share." Johnny said and I just face palmed. "l can't kill him. lt would set monsters back hundreds of years." I herd Dracula whisper. I leaned down and whispered to Drac "You know I can kill him for you." He looked at me and gave me a look, I just shrug. "Just a suggestion." I said.

"One time, in Hamburg, I roomed with this dude who l caught stealing my shampoo. l said, "Whoa, man," and he threw a flower pot at me, but he was cool." Johnny started rambling. "What are you babbling about?" Drac shouted. "What? Whoa. Check out these awesome costumes." Johnny said looking at the clothes that is hanging. "Costume!" I know I saw a light bulb switched on on Drac's head.

He grabbed Johnny's back pack. "What's this? Sorry, man. l just, can't be without my backpack. -You know, everything l own's in there." Johnny said worried. "lt'll be right here." Drac tried to assure him. "Okay, l just... l love my backpack. Whoa. Hey, what are you doing? What are you... What are you doing to my hair? Stop. Oh, wait, that tickles. Come on, man." Johnny started to protest but to no avail. Drac made johnny look like a Frankenstein! Drac then turned to me with a smirk, I slowly backed away. "Yo! Stop, I already have a costume!" I said. He raised a brow. "Where?" He asked. "I'm already very pale, blood red hair, fake fangs and black nail polish." I said showing him each thing I said.

He just sigh and said "fine, very well." he then started pushing us both out of the door. "Check it out. l'm a Franken-homie." Johnny said. "Yes, hello." Drac said nervously. "Look at me!" "This is totally normal, not a problem here. This is just a monster with me." Drac said. 'Nice Drac Nice,' I taught sarcastically. "Man, everybody stepped it up tonight. Wait, why are we going to the front door? Are we leaving?" Johnny asked in a panicked voice and I just rolled my eyes.

"Bonjour, Dracula!" A tiny man said. "Hey, Sniffy. What's going on?" Johnny asked acting cool. "Not right now, Quasimodo." Drac said, then a rat suddenly started squeaking. "What? No. Don't be absurd. lt's not a human, but Monsieur Dracula." Quasimodo said proudly. "How ridiculous. lt's me." Drac said with a nervous laugh. The rat started squeaking sniffling us, I grew a tick mark at my head. I grabbed the rat and round kicked it towards the elevator when no one was looking. "The devilled lizard fingers. " Quasimodo said showing Drac some kind of monster food. "Devilled lizard fingers!? l asked for spleens-in-blankets!" Drac said now angry, I just rolled my eyes.

"You ugly fool! l told you, he doesn't like the lizard fingers!" Quasimodo said putting the food at the poor gargoyles nose and ears. "But you said..." The gargoyle started reasoning but Quasimodo started beating the poor gargoyle. "Whoa. Check that costume out. Wow. Seriously, l just have to ask you: How are you pulling this off? l mean, it looks so real. Like, l could just put my hand right through... " I heard Johnny say. I turned around and saw Johnny put his hand through one of the skeleton's ribs. "What do you think you're doing?" Another skeleton said getting in front of Johnny.

" She's real. You're real!" Johnny said trembling. "Yeah, and l'll give you a real beating.Keep your hands out of my wife!" the skeleton said and punched Johnny. Johnny started to run around the lobby screaming. I tapped Drac's shoulders and pointed to Johnny. Johnny is now flying around with a broom, then he collided with Mavis. They both fell down at the ground but Wanda was alright. They both looked at each other and I saw some kind of pink mist run through their eyes. Drac quickly went between them blocking the two from seeing each other. I walked beside Drac and waved at Mavis and she waved back. "Mavis, honey, are you all right?" Drac asked concern for her daughter. "Yeah, l think so. That was weird. My head hurts. Who is that?" Mavis asked pointing behind Drac's cape. "Who is what? Oh, that. That is nobody." 'Nice Drac. Smooth.' I taught.

"Seriously, Dad?" Mavis said while crossing her arms. " "Dad"? " Johnny said in disbelieve. "Yeah, l know, Dracula's daughter. Everyone freaks out at first." Mavis said coolly. "Dracula?!?!?" Johnny shouted. "Okay, we got to go." Drac said dragging us both towards a room.