my list of stupidity

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Here is my list of stupidity which happend to me [1] [2]

*gets pepper in eye*
*gets eyeliner in eye*
*gets eyeshadow brush in eye*
*gets mascara in eye*
*gets glasses in eye*

*trips over ball*
*trips while trying to kick the ball*
*trips over last step of the stairs*
*trips over ladder while trying to put up something *
*trips over teddy bear*
*trips over long dress* (seriously, do NOT give me a long dress)

*hits face accidentally while trying to pull up the blankets*
*hurts fingers by pressing paino keys too hard*
*stubs toe against chair*
*accidentally drops book on toes*
*accidentally drops book on someone else's toes*
*hits head against window*

[1] note: this did not happen to me in one day, they happened to me over the years in my life.

[2] note: this list may be updated later.

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