hero of the night- bob duncan

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twelve-teen minutes later i started to get the feeling I was being watched.
i looked over into the bushes and saw a bright red nose!
gosh dingitty dang!
i screamed because it was a clown!
that's what it was!
i screamed and screamed and screamed.
all of a sudden i saw a masked figure beat that nasty clown up!
punched him right in the nose!
the masked figure walked onto my porch.
"scream no more!
bob duncan is here!
score!"
i laughed at the "score" part because it rhymed mighty fine.
only smart guys are good at rhyming
and boy, am i sucker for smart guys.
he kissed me on the elbow
my cheeks got blushier than nobody has ever blushed before.
"wow you sure are the lady pleaser.."
i said to the masked figure.
"call me..
bob duncan."
he ripped off his mask and we kissed while riding into the sunset.