Igneel : aye aye there! Today we have a new 2 guest. It is Twisty Midory and Loke! X3
Twisty : h-hey... Loke sama is beside me. How romantic!! X3
Loke : * flirt * hello there other young lady * red roses petals all over *
Young lady : awww ♡w♡
Twist : * fire all burning over * NO.FLIRT.WITH.MY. LOKE!!🔥_🔥✊
Young lady : °□° * lost colour *
Loke : yeah, she's my bride * give invitation wedding card * it is this Wednesday * smiles * ^^
Young Lady : sunna... •□•|||
Igneel : anyway, QUESTION 1!! What do you see of my son?
Loke : a childish dragon that always out with master and a weird rare blue cat that one of the Exceed and a fuck psycho-
Twist : me turn, meh husband. I SEE HIM AS A ANNOYING BRAT THAT ALWAYS LOOK FOR A DANGEROUS CHALLANGE AND A STUPID FIRE FIGHTER AND-
Igneel : i agree with you both! :3
Natsu : is this a ' talk about me ' contest? T__T
Lucy : poor Natsu... :3
Happy : your smile creep the hell out of me ... -.-
Igneel : QUESTION 2! If you LOVE my stupid son what would you do?
Twist : flirt with him, of course -.-
Loke : i would kick him where sun doesnt shine :3
Natsu : QAQ
Igneel : QUESTION 3! what your chest measure?
Loke : mine 1.48 :p
Twist : WHAT!??!? IS THIS A PERVERT QUESTION?!?!? * kick Igneel face hard*
Igneel : x.x if you don't want to tell me i do it myself * measure * 0_0 that why Leo like you...
Twist : -///_///- sick perverted old man...
Loke : same shat shrue... -w-
Igneel : QUESTION 4! What would you so if someone harrased you?
Loke : if someone do like that, i will kill her!X3 :3 Twist teach me karate
Twist : ok for Loke. But for me... for example?
Igneel : :D * blew Twist baby blue skirt * like this!
Twist : * grow fire that larger and hotter more than Natsu *
Igneel : oh no... °□°||| jesus help me...
A minutes later
Twist : DO THAT AGAIN AND I WILL HUNT YOU TO THE END OF THE WORLD REMEMBER THAT PERVERTED SICK OLD MAN?!?!?
Igneel : Y-Y-Y-YE-YESSS!!! QAQ SPARE MY LIFE!!
Twist : * calm down * give us the last question...
Loke : * whisper seductly * whew, that was pretty
Twist : * randomly bash his face using the desk hard *
Loke : oww... x___x
Igneel : GYAAAHH!! LAST QUESTION! QUESTION 5! Have you ever crying? >:D
Twist : after this i will kill you -.-
Loke : i never cries :D
Igneel : for God sake? <__<
Loke : yes >__>
>__> /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/<__< LOKE VS. IGNEEL
Twist : put that aside, guyz -.- i cries when :
1. Lucy sacrifice Aquarius key to summon the Celestial Spirit King
Igneel : THAT ALL EVERYONE AND I SHALL RUNAWAY! A MONS-
Twist : I WILL KEEP MY PROMISE ON KILLING YOU!
Igneel : GYAAAAAHHHHHGGG °■°
