Male reader X Female Characters

halloween special satan's daughter x male reader

Before you read listen to this song its hilarious as is the movie it belongs to.

Before we begin korbyn is the son of the guy on the bottom (jack black) the guy on top (kyle gass) is your dad they had a band called tenacious d. You and korbyn have taken your dads place.

You and korbyn were listening to your favorite songs by your dads.

You had Satan's horn with you. It was yours and korbyn's turn to perform. But you left the horn backstage. That was a big mistake. A woman grabbed the horn and started shaking violently then suddenly transformed into sam Satan's daughter. She looked at you and instantly fell in love weiss: that is so cliche. Ruby: shut up let him finish.

Korbyn: well were gonna sing one of my dad's songs.

Warning this song contains strong language you have been warned

A long ass fuckin' time ago,
In a town called Kickapoo,
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through.
But yay there was a black sheep
And he knew just what to do.
His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see-eth
Fuckin' rockin' all the time.
He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align

[Jack Black (Son)]
Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave,
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles,
With a long and shiny blade!
'Twas I who fucked the dragon,
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
And if you try to fuck with me,
Then I shall fuck you too!
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I got to shoot a load in the party zone!
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!
[Crying]

[Meat Loaf (Father)]
You've disobeyed my orders, son,
Why were you ever born?.
Your brother's ten times better than you,
Jesus loves him more.
This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell.
Rock and roll's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebel.
You'll become a mindless puppet;
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You'd better shut your mouth,
Better watch your tone!
You're grounded for a week with no telephone!
Don't let me here you cry,
Don't let me hear you moan!
You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!

[Jack Black (Son)]
Dio can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone.
I'm askin' for your guidance.
Won't you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock.
My father thinks you're evil,
But man, he can suck a cock.
Rock is not The Devil's work,
It's magical and rad.
I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad

[Ronnie James Dio (Dio poster)]
I hear you brave young Jaybles,
You are hungry for the rock.
But to learn the ancient method,
Sacred doors you must unlock.
Escape your father's clutches,
And this oppressive neighborhood.
On a journey you must go,
To find the land of Hollywood!
In The City of Fallen Angels,
Where the ocean meets the sand,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world's most awesome band.
To find your fame and fortune,
Through the valley you must walk.
You will face your inner demons.
Now go my son and rock!

[Jack Black (Narrator)]
So he bailed from fuckin' Kickapoo With hunger in his heart;
And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art;
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart.
Rock. Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock. Raye-yayayayaye-yock

The song was done and you both walked back stage only to be met face to face with Satan's daughter herself

Sam: hello my love

Korbyn: who are you talking to

Sam: silence worm don't you know who i am

Korbyn: ummm nope no idea

Sam: i should have you killed for your insolence. I am the daughter of Satan

' are you here to challenge us to a rock off '

Sam: well that's what i was supposed to do but i found you instead and i now want to marry you

' well fuck yeah. im gonna get laid after marrying right? '

Sam: *giggles* yup

' best ending ever '